CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Here we go again...
1) The last list (version 5.0) covered the period November 2007 to April 2010. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A SIXTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a sixth as crazy as you think.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 95 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am, of course, not fully satisfied with some of the rankings, but remember that this is going back THREE YEARS and some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Version 7.0 will be better.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
195) Gail Kim: 1 point.
194) Emily Head: 1 point. Yes, she's Anthony Head's daugther.
193) Kacey Rohl: 1 point. Played a hot teenage terrorist in one scene of Caprica. That's it.
192) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. THE GLAMAZON.
191) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
190) Lauren Laverne: 2 points.
189) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
188) Lita: 3 points.
187) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
186) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
185) Lady GaGa: 3 points. Yes, even Lady GaGa makes the list.
184) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
183) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
182) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
181) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
180) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. First big Brother housemate to make the list. BUT NOT THE LAST.
179) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
178) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
177) Alexis Bledel: 5 points.
176) Stella English: 5 points. FROM THE APPRENTICE.
175) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
174) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
173) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
172) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points. Played a pointless character in the last season of Lost.
171) Rachel Ifon: 6 points. Big Brother.
170) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
169) Eve Myles: 7 points.
168) Franka Potente: 7 points. GERMAN.
167) Alice Roberts: 7 points.
166) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
165) Ali Larter: 8 points.
164) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
163) Anna Friel: 8 points.
162) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
161) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
160) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
159) Kaya Scodelario: 8 points.
158) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
157) Sophie Winkleman: 9 points. Big Suze.
156) Amrita Rao: 9 points. FOR RSA?
155) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
154) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
153) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
152) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
151) KT Tunstall: 11 points.
150) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
149) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
148) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
147) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
146) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Big breasts on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
145) Billie Piper: 12 points.
144) Natalie Imbruglia: 12 points.
143) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
142) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
141) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
140) Freida Pinto: 13 points.
139) Gillian Jacobs: 14 points. Could be higher actually.
138) Julie McNiven: 14 points.
137) Konnie Huq: 14 points. Would be higher if I'd crossed her path sooner.
136) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth.
135) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points. Was on Big Brother sorry.
134) Jennifer Carpenter: 15 points. Says "fuck" a lot.
133) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
132) Taylor Momsen: 16 points. I don't know if I should be ashamed she's on the list...or ashamed that she's not higher...
131) Courtney Ford: 17 points. The hot naked reported from Dexter season four.
130) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
129) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
128) Pink: 19 points.
127) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
126) Elyse Levesque: 19 points. Eww, why.
125) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Bendy Big Brother housemate from days of yore.
124) Georgia Moffet: 20 points. She was in one episode of Doctor Who and one episode of Merlin!
123) Sheridan Smith: 21 points. Would be higher if she wasn't in shit (and I'm including Jonathan Creek in that after the last episode.)
122) Christine Adams: 21 points.
121) January Jones: 21 points. Only just started watching Mad Men so she'll be higher next time.
120) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. She was in Dollhouse.
119) Amber Heard: 22 points. Don't know who this is.
118) Alizee: 22 points. I should look her up to see if she's still hot.
117) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. Slightly evil but really fit BB housemate.
116) Katee Sachoff: 22 points. Nothing but the rain.
115) Adriana Lima: 23 Would possibly be higher if I knew who she was.
114) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Ate a giant cake.
113) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
112) Grace Park: 25 points. Eww, no.
111) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. LOL.
110) Scarlett Pomers: 25 points. Yes. That's Naomi Wildman.
109) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. EWW, NO.
108) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
107) Genevieve Buechner: 26 points. Tamara in Caprica okay.
106) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get...lonely.
105) Ashley Eckstein: 28 points. Does a great job vocing Ahsoka!
104) Yvonne Strahovski: 28 points. They seem to be showing her in her underwear more in Chuck.
103) Rachel Rice: 29 points. BB winner, too high on the list really.
102) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Might be the oldest woman on the list.
101) Rekha Sharma: 29 points. FROM BSG.
100) Emma Walker: 29 points. From The Apprentice...The Junior Apprentice.
99) Polly Walker: 31 points. Big terrorist breasts.
98) Sara Folino: 31 points. Australian BB housemate.
97) Laila Rouass: 31 points. She's been in a few things.
96) Emma Roberts: 32 points. This overly long countdown is starting to get slightly interesting!
95) Amber Benson: 33 points. I like her okay.
94) Kat Dennings: 34 points. Huge breasts, jewish, friends with Natalie.
93) Olivia Munn: 35 points. I think I'd find her annoying if I saw more of her.
92) Amanda Seyfried: 36 points. Eyes.
91) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. BB housemate who's way too high on this list.
90) Maryse Oullet: 37 points. Wrestler, OKAY.
89) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
88) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. Dualla. Everyone was nasty about her.
87) Imogen Poots: 38 points. Considering I only discovered her two weeks ago this is an impressive ratings.
86) María Valverde: 39 points. Annoyingly low profile.
85) Amy Adams: 40 points. Would be higher if blah blah.
84) Jessica Biel: 41 points. Hot.
83) Julie Benz: 41 points. Lovely.
82) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
81) Blake Lively: 45 points. Breasts.
80) Vera Filatova: 46 points. From Peep Show, REMEMBER.
79) Pixie Lott: 46 points. Generic pop slut.
78) Tricia Helfer: 46 points.
77) Talulah Riley: 49 points. English actress who would be higher if I'd seen her in more than one episode of Doctor Who where her face was obscured.
76) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
75) Sarah Chalke: 50 points. Would be higher if I hadn't decided Scrubs is shit.
74) Sunshine Martyn: 50 points. The only person on this list who has ever talked to me. I like her.
73) Marina Diamandis: 51 points. Good singer, nice chipmunk cheeks.
72) Lizzy Caplan: 51 points. Would be higher if I ever saw her.
71) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
70) Ola Jordan: 57 points.
69) Rihanna: 59 points. Meh.
68) Kristin Kreuk: 59 points. Meh.
67) Sienna Miller: 60 points. Yeah.
66) Laura Vandervoort: 61 points. Meh.
65) Sarah Silverman: 61 points. YEAH.
64) Allison Mack: 62 points. Nah.
63) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Blah.
62) Tania Raymonde: 67 points. Curse you, Keamey!
61) Caitlin Stasey: 67 points. Should be higher but I'm unlikely to ever see her again.
60) Megan Fox: 68 points. Still way too high, which means I have to keep updating this list for the rest of my life just to knock her down.
59) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Nowhere near as hot as when she was Sally Sparrow.
58) Beyonce: 73 points. She has an impressive body.
57) Emma Stone: 73 points. She's maybe not as good looking as some but her face is really sexy.
56) Layla El: 74 points. Highest ranked wrestler!
55) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. LOOK, I thought maybe she was pretty but evil but she is really evil so I do regret this (but not as much as Megan Fox.)
54) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. STILL GOT IT?
53) Lena Headey: 83 points. She's sexy.
52) Shriya Saran: 83 points. DEFINITELY FOR RSA.
51) Taylor Swift: 83 points. She's nice and soft looking.
50) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK makes the top fifty!
49) Kristen Bell: 88 points. She's cute.
48) Keira Knightley: 89 points. Shouldn't even be in the top 100.
47) Magda Aponovich: 91 points. Lovely girl, will be even higher next time I'm sure.
46) Peyton List: 95 points. The hot babysitter/nurse from Flashforward!
45) Michelle Ryan: 96 points. Pale breasts.
44) Alessandra Torresani: 96 points. I think she's hot and she's a bit dffierent from OTHER GIRLS and she's a good actress.
43) Alison Brie: 101 points. She's really cute in Community.
42) Elizabeth Mitchell: 104 points. Juliet's breasts.
41) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember her?
40) Margot Robbie: 107 points. Bit high maybe.
39) Evan Rachel Wood: 113 points. Big jump up the rankings. I like her nose.
38) Freema Agyeman: 123 points. I'm bringing you BACK TO EARTH.
37) Pippa Black: 126 points. Elle Robinson.
36) Christina Hendricks: 131 points. Has anyone noticed her breasts?
35) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. Remember when people were saying she looked fat? That was stupid.
34) Morena Baccarin: 137 points. Lizard babies.
33) Felicia Day: 140 points. She's adorable.
32) Gemma Arterton: 149 points. Big jump up the rankings. She's really got SOMETHING.
31) Katy Perry: 150 points. Breasts. Again.
30) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. I liked her a bit when she made INDIE MOVIES before Twishite. Too high.
29) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's sexy.
28) Zoe Saldana: 159 points. She's Uhura-y.
27) Anjili Mohindra: 159 points. She's really nice and not a schoolgirl in real life okay.
26) Kelly Brook: 172 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
25) Ashleigh Brewer: 177 points. Lovely face.
24) Kari Byron: 183 points. Having a baby has made her breasts bigger which is a good thing.
23) Deborah Ann Woll: 195 points. Jessica from True Blood makes a huge and well-deserved jump up the rankings.
22) Kate Winslet: 197 points. Who doesn't like Kate Winslet?
21) Mila Kunis: 209 points. She has kissed Natalie.
20) Anne Hathaway: 214 points. She's lovely.
19) Anna Popplewell: 219 points. Quite possibly the most beautiful girl in all of England.
18) Emily Blunt: 222 points. She's attractive in a different way from most on the list. Probably too high though.
17) Kym Valentine: 225 points. Being on tv five days a week no doubt helped, but she IS Kym Valentine.
16) Amy Acker: 232 points. I fucking loving Amy Acker.
15) Olivia Wilde: 234 points. Thirteen from House. Striking eyes.
14) Ellen Page: 264 points. She's so small.
13) Rachel Riley: 267 points. I am eternally grateful to the people who upload vides of her on YouTube.
12) Karen Gillan: 277 points. Absolutely massive jump up the rankings for Amy Pond. Needles to say she's the highest rated Scottish girl on the list.
11) Shakira: 291 points. Drops out of the top ten, but her hips still tell the truth.
10) Avril Lavigne: 300 points. Avril jumps ten place into the top ten AND SHE DESERVES IT. I like what she looks like.
9) Eva Green: 311 points. Another new entry to the top ten. She's beautiful.
8) Summer Glau: 380 points. Summer drops one place, but she's still in the top eight which is pretty great!
7) Katie McGrath: 383 points. Katie jumps one place. She has made "pale breasts" her own.
6) Emma Watson: 473 points. Emma stays at number six. I'm still not sure about the haircut.
5) Anna Paquin: 475 points. I started liking Anna when she was pale and dark haired, but now she's tanned and blond. But great body. So I don't know. Will probably have dropped by Version 7.0.
4) Evangeline Lilly: 539 points. Evangeline keeps her well-deserved fourth place despite Lost ending and her vanishing.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 702 points. ScarJo has done very well over the last three years. But she's been inconsistent lately.
2) Natalie Portman: 1230 points. She's Natalie Portman.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1392 points. Well, obviously. An amazing 162 point lead over Natalie means that no one else was in the running and it's likely that no one else could ever be in the running. I have a lot of images saved of her. First three time winner. She's the best.
See you in April!
1) The last list (version 5.0) covered the period November 2007 to April 2010. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A SIXTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a sixth as crazy as you think.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 95 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) I am, of course, not fully satisfied with some of the rankings, but remember that this is going back THREE YEARS and some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Version 7.0 will be better.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
195) Gail Kim: 1 point.
194) Emily Head: 1 point. Yes, she's Anthony Head's daugther.
193) Kacey Rohl: 1 point. Played a hot teenage terrorist in one scene of Caprica. That's it.
192) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. THE GLAMAZON.
191) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
190) Lauren Laverne: 2 points.
189) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
188) Lita: 3 points.
187) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
186) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
185) Lady GaGa: 3 points. Yes, even Lady GaGa makes the list.
184) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
183) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
182) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
181) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
180) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. First big Brother housemate to make the list. BUT NOT THE LAST.
179) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
178) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
177) Alexis Bledel: 5 points.
176) Stella English: 5 points. FROM THE APPRENTICE.
175) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
174) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
173) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
172) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points. Played a pointless character in the last season of Lost.
171) Rachel Ifon: 6 points. Big Brother.
170) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
169) Eve Myles: 7 points.
168) Franka Potente: 7 points. GERMAN.
167) Alice Roberts: 7 points.
166) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
165) Ali Larter: 8 points.
164) Jaime Murray: 8 points.
163) Anna Friel: 8 points.
162) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
161) Sarah Shahi: 8 points.
160) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
159) Kaya Scodelario: 8 points.
158) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
157) Sophie Winkleman: 9 points. Big Suze.
156) Amrita Rao: 9 points. FOR RSA?
155) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
154) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
153) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
152) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
151) KT Tunstall: 11 points.
150) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
149) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
148) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
147) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
146) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Big breasts on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
145) Billie Piper: 12 points.
144) Natalie Imbruglia: 12 points.
143) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
142) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
141) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
140) Freida Pinto: 13 points.
139) Gillian Jacobs: 14 points. Could be higher actually.
138) Julie McNiven: 14 points.
137) Konnie Huq: 14 points. Would be higher if I'd crossed her path sooner.
136) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth.
135) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points. Was on Big Brother sorry.
134) Jennifer Carpenter: 15 points. Says "fuck" a lot.
133) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
132) Taylor Momsen: 16 points. I don't know if I should be ashamed she's on the list...or ashamed that she's not higher...
131) Courtney Ford: 17 points. The hot naked reported from Dexter season four.
130) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
129) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
128) Pink: 19 points.
127) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
126) Elyse Levesque: 19 points. Eww, why.
125) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Bendy Big Brother housemate from days of yore.
124) Georgia Moffet: 20 points. She was in one episode of Doctor Who and one episode of Merlin!
123) Sheridan Smith: 21 points. Would be higher if she wasn't in shit (and I'm including Jonathan Creek in that after the last episode.)
122) Christine Adams: 21 points.
121) January Jones: 21 points. Only just started watching Mad Men so she'll be higher next time.
120) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. She was in Dollhouse.
119) Amber Heard: 22 points. Don't know who this is.
118) Alizee: 22 points. I should look her up to see if she's still hot.
117) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. Slightly evil but really fit BB housemate.
116) Katee Sachoff: 22 points. Nothing but the rain.
115) Adriana Lima: 23 Would possibly be higher if I knew who she was.
114) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Ate a giant cake.
113) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
112) Grace Park: 25 points. Eww, no.
111) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. LOL.
110) Scarlett Pomers: 25 points. Yes. That's Naomi Wildman.
109) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. EWW, NO.
108) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
107) Genevieve Buechner: 26 points. Tamara in Caprica okay.
106) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get...lonely.
105) Ashley Eckstein: 28 points. Does a great job vocing Ahsoka!
104) Yvonne Strahovski: 28 points. They seem to be showing her in her underwear more in Chuck.
103) Rachel Rice: 29 points. BB winner, too high on the list really.
102) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Might be the oldest woman on the list.
101) Rekha Sharma: 29 points. FROM BSG.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Emma Walker: 29 points. From The Apprentice...The Junior Apprentice.
99) Polly Walker: 31 points. Big terrorist breasts.
98) Sara Folino: 31 points. Australian BB housemate.
97) Laila Rouass: 31 points. She's been in a few things.
96) Emma Roberts: 32 points. This overly long countdown is starting to get slightly interesting!
95) Amber Benson: 33 points. I like her okay.
94) Kat Dennings: 34 points. Huge breasts, jewish, friends with Natalie.
93) Olivia Munn: 35 points. I think I'd find her annoying if I saw more of her.
92) Amanda Seyfried: 36 points. Eyes.
91) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. BB housemate who's way too high on this list.
90) Maryse Oullet: 37 points. Wrestler, OKAY.
89) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
88) Kandyse McClure: 38 points. Dualla. Everyone was nasty about her.
87) Imogen Poots: 38 points. Considering I only discovered her two weeks ago this is an impressive ratings.
86) María Valverde: 39 points. Annoyingly low profile.
85) Amy Adams: 40 points. Would be higher if blah blah.
84) Jessica Biel: 41 points. Hot.
83) Julie Benz: 41 points. Lovely.
82) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
81) Blake Lively: 45 points. Breasts.
80) Vera Filatova: 46 points. From Peep Show, REMEMBER.
79) Pixie Lott: 46 points. Generic pop slut.
78) Tricia Helfer: 46 points.
77) Talulah Riley: 49 points. English actress who would be higher if I'd seen her in more than one episode of Doctor Who where her face was obscured.
76) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
75) Sarah Chalke: 50 points. Would be higher if I hadn't decided Scrubs is shit.
74) Sunshine Martyn: 50 points. The only person on this list who has ever talked to me. I like her.
73) Marina Diamandis: 51 points. Good singer, nice chipmunk cheeks.
72) Lizzy Caplan: 51 points. Would be higher if I ever saw her.
71) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
70) Ola Jordan: 57 points.
69) Rihanna: 59 points. Meh.
68) Kristin Kreuk: 59 points. Meh.
67) Sienna Miller: 60 points. Yeah.
66) Laura Vandervoort: 61 points. Meh.
65) Sarah Silverman: 61 points. YEAH.
64) Allison Mack: 62 points. Nah.
63) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Blah.
62) Tania Raymonde: 67 points. Curse you, Keamey!
61) Caitlin Stasey: 67 points. Should be higher but I'm unlikely to ever see her again.
60) Megan Fox: 68 points. Still way too high, which means I have to keep updating this list for the rest of my life just to knock her down.
59) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Nowhere near as hot as when she was Sally Sparrow.
58) Beyonce: 73 points. She has an impressive body.
57) Emma Stone: 73 points. She's maybe not as good looking as some but her face is really sexy.
56) Layla El: 74 points. Highest ranked wrestler!
55) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. LOOK, I thought maybe she was pretty but evil but she is really evil so I do regret this (but not as much as Megan Fox.)
54) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. STILL GOT IT?
53) Lena Headey: 83 points. She's sexy.
52) Shriya Saran: 83 points. DEFINITELY FOR RSA.
51) Taylor Swift: 83 points. She's nice and soft looking.
TOP FIFTY
50) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK makes the top fifty!
49) Kristen Bell: 88 points. She's cute.
48) Keira Knightley: 89 points. Shouldn't even be in the top 100.
47) Magda Aponovich: 91 points. Lovely girl, will be even higher next time I'm sure.
46) Peyton List: 95 points. The hot babysitter/nurse from Flashforward!
45) Michelle Ryan: 96 points. Pale breasts.
44) Alessandra Torresani: 96 points. I think she's hot and she's a bit dffierent from OTHER GIRLS and she's a good actress.
43) Alison Brie: 101 points. She's really cute in Community.
42) Elizabeth Mitchell: 104 points. Juliet's breasts.
41) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember her?
40) Margot Robbie: 107 points. Bit high maybe.
39) Evan Rachel Wood: 113 points. Big jump up the rankings. I like her nose.
38) Freema Agyeman: 123 points. I'm bringing you BACK TO EARTH.
37) Pippa Black: 126 points. Elle Robinson.
36) Christina Hendricks: 131 points. Has anyone noticed her breasts?
35) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. Remember when people were saying she looked fat? That was stupid.
34) Morena Baccarin: 137 points. Lizard babies.
33) Felicia Day: 140 points. She's adorable.
32) Gemma Arterton: 149 points. Big jump up the rankings. She's really got SOMETHING.
31) Katy Perry: 150 points. Breasts. Again.
30) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. I liked her a bit when she made INDIE MOVIES before Twishite. Too high.
29) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's sexy.
28) Zoe Saldana: 159 points. She's Uhura-y.
27) Anjili Mohindra: 159 points. She's really nice and not a schoolgirl in real life okay.
26) Kelly Brook: 172 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
25) Ashleigh Brewer: 177 points. Lovely face.
24) Kari Byron: 183 points. Having a baby has made her breasts bigger which is a good thing.
23) Deborah Ann Woll: 195 points. Jessica from True Blood makes a huge and well-deserved jump up the rankings.
22) Kate Winslet: 197 points. Who doesn't like Kate Winslet?
21) Mila Kunis: 209 points. She has kissed Natalie.
TOP TWENTY
20) Anne Hathaway: 214 points. She's lovely.
19) Anna Popplewell: 219 points. Quite possibly the most beautiful girl in all of England.
18) Emily Blunt: 222 points. She's attractive in a different way from most on the list. Probably too high though.
17) Kym Valentine: 225 points. Being on tv five days a week no doubt helped, but she IS Kym Valentine.
16) Amy Acker: 232 points. I fucking loving Amy Acker.
15) Olivia Wilde: 234 points. Thirteen from House. Striking eyes.
14) Ellen Page: 264 points. She's so small.
13) Rachel Riley: 267 points. I am eternally grateful to the people who upload vides of her on YouTube.
12) Karen Gillan: 277 points. Absolutely massive jump up the rankings for Amy Pond. Needles to say she's the highest rated Scottish girl on the list.
11) Shakira: 291 points. Drops out of the top ten, but her hips still tell the truth.
TOP TEN
10) Avril Lavigne: 300 points. Avril jumps ten place into the top ten AND SHE DESERVES IT. I like what she looks like.
9) Eva Green: 311 points. Another new entry to the top ten. She's beautiful.
8) Summer Glau: 380 points. Summer drops one place, but she's still in the top eight which is pretty great!
7) Katie McGrath: 383 points. Katie jumps one place. She has made "pale breasts" her own.
6) Emma Watson: 473 points. Emma stays at number six. I'm still not sure about the haircut.
5) Anna Paquin: 475 points. I started liking Anna when she was pale and dark haired, but now she's tanned and blond. But great body. So I don't know. Will probably have dropped by Version 7.0.
4) Evangeline Lilly: 539 points. Evangeline keeps her well-deserved fourth place despite Lost ending and her vanishing.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 702 points. ScarJo has done very well over the last three years. But she's been inconsistent lately.
2) Natalie Portman: 1230 points. She's Natalie Portman.
WINNER
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1392 points. Well, obviously. An amazing 162 point lead over Natalie means that no one else was in the running and it's likely that no one else could ever be in the running. I have a lot of images saved of her. First three time winner. She's the best.
See you in April!
