Things to do when you are horny.....

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

1. Have sex with an electronic device, and risk electrical shock.

MessengerX · Dec 28, 2005

you have to unplug it before the act

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

2. Offer to help the neighbor's wife smooth out the carbon bubbles in their new waterbed.

beergoggles · Dec 28, 2005

Stay away from Jack.

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

That depends. What does he look like? Anything worthwhile under the belt?

beergoggles · Dec 28, 2005

I hear he's a champion felcher, if you're into that sort of thing.

CaptainWacky · Dec 28, 2005

3) read a BlazerBoy thread and realise that, relative to him, you are not REALLY all that horny.

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

Sorry. I should have put that as the first one.

CaptainWacky · Dec 28, 2005

4) Titty fuck.

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

Well, I'm thinking of things slightly more exotic then normal sexual acts.

CaptainWacky · Dec 28, 2005

4) Titty fuck a black girl.

BlazerBoy · Dec 28, 2005

Shocking. I've actually never done that.

*Creates second hidden list*

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 28, 2005

5) Titty fuck a sports bra filled with Silly Putty