I am currently high on industrial strength bathsalts and I think I am losing my fucking mind.
all I can think about is eating a walrus.
I know its disgusting, and I know that it isnt something thats normal, like craving a hamburger, or punching a fucking stupid butthole sea otter, but for real, I could REALLY go for some walrus right now.
would walri jesus hate me if I just ate a little bit of walri? like just some of the blubbery hide?
fuck it, I am too high to think about that right now, I think I just shit all over my hind flippers, and it appears that I am currently eating a walrus..... well THAT explains the cravings for walrus.
I am hamburger walrus.