ToeRag
Fucked Bunny
the chinese have a salutation of good luck,
ie. "may you have health, wealth, and happiness"
i now intend to demonstrate how life has royaly shafted me up the arse on each count..
1. health
i have a rare brain abnormality, one in 10 thousand people suffer from cluster headaches, and 10% have the chronic condition,
i lucked out, i have the chronic one, every day, several times a day, blinding headaches that make migraines look like a fucking walk in the park.
also known as "suicide headaches", i thank this condition for introducing me to god,
cos when i'm down on my knees praying for it all to end i'm very much in communication with my sadistic maker.
2. wealth
you can't have money in the uk and be claiming benefits,
so when i realised i was going to have to rely on the state i gave all mine away, all those fucking boring hours in shit jobs wasted, an utterly pointless exercise in hard time and grinding effort.
imagine my surprise when the benefit fraud office told me i had "intentionally impoverished myself" and claimed 5 years worth back,
so i had give the state fifteen thousand pounds i didn't have any more,
i'm still heavily in debt, but if i'd squandered it all on useless crap instead of saving it i'd have been perfectly ok,
i only avoided prison because i'm a suicide risk - if someone tops themselves because of their persecution it looks very bad to the government.
i thank this episode for showing me the futility in all endeavours.
3. happiness
i had it all once, the good job, money in the bank, and the cherry on the top - an attractive girlfriend who loved me,
but did she love me ? well she said she did..
that was until i got ill - then we had to "get rid of a few things", the first thing we got rid of was me,
seventeen years down the shitter, once the promised land vanished so did she, within 2 weeks she fucked off with some other guy with his own house..
thanks for showing me people are mercenaries, love is only self-love.
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so there we are, my top 3 reasons why i think life is shit,
but despite all that i'm much happier now than i was when i thought i had it all,
in philosophising my own predicament i came to the conclusion of "one rule to rule them all"..
1. your only duty is to be happy, with all that entails.
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ie. "may you have health, wealth, and happiness"
i now intend to demonstrate how life has royaly shafted me up the arse on each count..
1. health
i have a rare brain abnormality, one in 10 thousand people suffer from cluster headaches, and 10% have the chronic condition,
i lucked out, i have the chronic one, every day, several times a day, blinding headaches that make migraines look like a fucking walk in the park.
also known as "suicide headaches", i thank this condition for introducing me to god,
cos when i'm down on my knees praying for it all to end i'm very much in communication with my sadistic maker.
2. wealth
you can't have money in the uk and be claiming benefits,
so when i realised i was going to have to rely on the state i gave all mine away, all those fucking boring hours in shit jobs wasted, an utterly pointless exercise in hard time and grinding effort.
imagine my surprise when the benefit fraud office told me i had "intentionally impoverished myself" and claimed 5 years worth back,
so i had give the state fifteen thousand pounds i didn't have any more,
i'm still heavily in debt, but if i'd squandered it all on useless crap instead of saving it i'd have been perfectly ok,
i only avoided prison because i'm a suicide risk - if someone tops themselves because of their persecution it looks very bad to the government.
i thank this episode for showing me the futility in all endeavours.
3. happiness
i had it all once, the good job, money in the bank, and the cherry on the top - an attractive girlfriend who loved me,
but did she love me ? well she said she did..
that was until i got ill - then we had to "get rid of a few things", the first thing we got rid of was me,
seventeen years down the shitter, once the promised land vanished so did she, within 2 weeks she fucked off with some other guy with his own house..
thanks for showing me people are mercenaries, love is only self-love.
=======
so there we are, my top 3 reasons why i think life is shit,
but despite all that i'm much happier now than i was when i thought i had it all,
in philosophising my own predicament i came to the conclusion of "one rule to rule them all"..
1. your only duty is to be happy, with all that entails.
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