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RIP Karl 1991-2014
Saddam Hussein was an Arab troll in the late 20th to early 21st centuries.
When Saddam was a newb, he made a name for himself by failing at an attempt to assassinate President Qassim.
Over the next few years, Saddam acted as a sidekick to several more established trolls, at one point being banned. Luckily, Saddam managed to change his IP and dodge the ban.
Later on, Bakr, Saddam's sugar daddy, started to cuddle up with the Syrian president. Afraid of being replaced, Saddam made IRL threats to Bakr, causing him to quit the scene. Saddam, at this point de fact leader of Iraq, formally assumed the presidency.
About ten years later, Saddam decided to launch an inter-board invasion into Kuwait, a small anime fan board. Unfortunately, Kuwait was sex buddies with America, and the invasion resulted in a total failure, making all of the internet laugh at how badly Saddam had been pwned. The rest of the internet stopped new members from registering at Iraq, and the country went into decline.
About 10 years later, George Bush, the new admin of America, decided to launch a counter troll against Iraq. He sent Hans Blitz to play "Find the Nukes" with Saddam. Unfortunately, Saddam was too good at the game, and Hans Blitz lost. Infuriated, George Bush decided to play hide and go seek.
Bush ordered his network of boards to launch a zerg invasion of Iraq. The invasion was incredibly successful as million of basement dwellers spammed out the board. Initially, Bush couldn't find Saddam, but he eventually found him curled up in an emo hole, listening to System of a Down. It turned out that Saddam wasn't as good at hide and go seek as his BFF, Osama bin Laden.
Shortly after, George Bush permabanned Saddam, creating much lulz for all.
When Saddam was a newb, he made a name for himself by failing at an attempt to assassinate President Qassim.
Over the next few years, Saddam acted as a sidekick to several more established trolls, at one point being banned. Luckily, Saddam managed to change his IP and dodge the ban.
Later on, Bakr, Saddam's sugar daddy, started to cuddle up with the Syrian president. Afraid of being replaced, Saddam made IRL threats to Bakr, causing him to quit the scene. Saddam, at this point de fact leader of Iraq, formally assumed the presidency.
About ten years later, Saddam decided to launch an inter-board invasion into Kuwait, a small anime fan board. Unfortunately, Kuwait was sex buddies with America, and the invasion resulted in a total failure, making all of the internet laugh at how badly Saddam had been pwned. The rest of the internet stopped new members from registering at Iraq, and the country went into decline.
About 10 years later, George Bush, the new admin of America, decided to launch a counter troll against Iraq. He sent Hans Blitz to play "Find the Nukes" with Saddam. Unfortunately, Saddam was too good at the game, and Hans Blitz lost. Infuriated, George Bush decided to play hide and go seek.
Bush ordered his network of boards to launch a zerg invasion of Iraq. The invasion was incredibly successful as million of basement dwellers spammed out the board. Initially, Bush couldn't find Saddam, but he eventually found him curled up in an emo hole, listening to System of a Down. It turned out that Saddam wasn't as good at hide and go seek as his BFF, Osama bin Laden.
Shortly after, George Bush permabanned Saddam, creating much lulz for all.
