Uri Gellar to telepathically make May reverse Brexit

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

Hours later:

He's only gone and done it.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/25/ther...MHg4DYYfTxIOx4tYOmGXBHs5yPt84xmQrFOa2-uXgH5-8

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I KNEW HE'D DO IT!

Let's hope Steve Bannon chokes on his ham sandwich while finding out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm beginning to think Uri Gellar is full of shit.

 

[Dr Dave]

He had one job!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when he bent Big Ben but Superman flew by and straightened it up.

 

[Dr Dave]

I do, yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had to smash all my Bent Big Ben statues with a big hammer!

 

[Dr Dave]

You did the right thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bent Big Ben Begat Brexit Britain.

 

[whisky]

I liked it when Superman split Uri Gellar into two so his good and evil sides could fight, but he just bled to death.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Bottler Brown’s Broken Britain!

 

[Dr Dave]

I liked it when Superman split Uri Gellar into two so his good and evil sides could fight, but he just bled to death.

The lazy git.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked it when Superman split Uri Gellar into two so his good and evil sides could fight, but he just bled to death.

"I can't believe it, Lois. It seems...BOTH sides are evil! And full of blood!"

 

[Dr Dave]

It's evil, don't touch it!

 

[The Question]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's evil, don't touch it!

Remember when Superman wore a fat guy as a "meatsuit" to play a pratical joke on Jimmy Olsen, but the fat guy he happened to have slaughtered was Olsen's own father so he had to pretend to be him to Jimmy for four hours while they had dinner, then fly to another, near identical, dimension and steal its Father Olsen to bring back to ours so Jimmy would never learn the truth, but he didn't realsie the "near identical" dimension he travelled to was a Nazi dimension so Jimmy was surprised when his obese father said "hi Jimmy, I love Hilter!" at Thanksgiving?

 

[Dr Dave]

I remember that. Was that the one with the angry "super mice"?

 

[The Question]

I believe that was the one where Lana Lang got her tits out at the grocer's and went on a topless rampage.