Vote for Dirk!

[Dirk Funk]

This Badlands election, Vote Dirk Funk for mod! If elected, I pledge to put J&L into an internment camp and turn Luci into a newt! I also promise a set of vibrating buttplugs and blow up sheep for all Badlanders!

DIRK FUNK 2009!

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL No.

 

[Loktar]

Goddamn these funny fake campaigns! I don't know who to vote for anymore!

 

[The Dork Lord]

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME! I NEED TO NOMINATE ELROD!

 

[Mirah]

I fully support this candidate. I was trying to turn this sexual. But it just came to me-um Vote for Dirk Funk and LC will post Nudes!

 

[Loktar]

I fully support this candidate. I was trying to turn this sexual. But it just came to me-um Vote for Dirk Funk and LC will post Nudes!

He's got my vote.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You'd vote for a block of wood, if YOUR MISTRESS told you to

 

[Loktar]

You'd vote for a block of wood, if YOUR MISTRESS told you to

I'd never vote for you. blockhead.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Really? Not so long ago I was your best friend. Interesting how quickly your alliegences shift...

 

[Loktar]

Really? Not so long ago I was your best friend. Interesting how quickly your alliegences shift...

They tend to shift when I see someone being a jerk to the mod of the Badlands and a funny and interesting newb.

 

[J&L Massacres]

I'm growing tierd of my dancer. His ignorance is actually getting annoying.

My vote will always and forever shall be for Dork Lord. He is the heart of the badlands after all. Loktar has proven himself worthy as well.

Yub jumped from the Minefield to the badlands, (it took awhile to get used to him but he managed to pull it off somehow) yet he's nowhere to be found anymore.

And Failconarg, will not be a mod. He'll merely sit at his computer, scratching his ass, fapping to pics of manners, and eatting chunkys while there's work to be done in the badlands. Managing all Gagh's flood spam pages ain't easy ya know.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm not running, neither is Loktar.

 

[J&L Massacres]

And that would change my mind why?

 

[The Dork Lord]

They tend to shift when I see someone being a jerk to the mod of the Badlands and a funny and interesting newb.

You're kidding, right? Being a jerk to the mod?

That's in the job description.

THat's funny.

 

[Loktar]

You're kidding, right? Being a jerk to the mod?

That's in the job description.

THat's funny.

Quite the opposite of funny.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're a mod. I'm a mod. Sometimes mods have to deal with "Jerks" (apparently anyone with any dissenting opinion whatsoever), that's what they're there for.

Again: funny.

 

[Loktar]

You're a mod. I'm a mod. Sometimes mods have to deal with "Jerks" (apparently anyone with any dissenting opinion whatsoever), that's what they're there for.

Again: funny.

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[The Dork Lord]

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Ok, now THAT'S not funny

 

[Loktar]

Ok, now THAT'S not funny

Wasn't meant to be.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

HAHA