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WARNING: SPOILERS INSIDE!!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
  • Bruce Willis' character is actually dead through the whole movie
  • Madonna is the real villian
  • The Predators hunt for sport
  • Jaye Davidson's character is actually a MAN
  • Kevin Costner's character is actually the Russian spy they've been looking for
  • "Jigsaw" is actually in the room with them the whole time
  • "Number One" is the nuclear missile
  • They're all in purgatory
  • It was Colonel Mustard in the Observatory with the lead pipe
  • The guy across from you has a full house

More later
 
  • There is no God
  • You'll never get laid
  • Marty McFly's life is better after he fucks around with time
  • Emma Watson will NEVER, EVER know who you are
 
  • The Phillies win the World Series again this year
  • Liam Neeson is R'as al Ghul, not Ken Watanabe
  • Scientology is all bunk
  • Rosebud is a sled
  • They're REAL, and they're SPECTACULAR
 
Big Dick McGee said:
  • The Phillies win the World Series again this year
  • Liam Neeson is R'as al Ghul, not Ken Watanabe
  • Scientology is all bunk
  • Rosebud is a sled
  • They're REAL, and they're SPECTACULAR
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1) Nope, Dodgers. Sorry.
2) Next movie it will turn out to be BRUCE CAMPBELL.
3) True
4) :shock:
5) One of the few funny lines from Seinfeld...spoken by TERI!
 
Naw, the Dodgers have once again celebrated winning last night's game like they won the World Series. The Phillies will crush them in the NLCS. Then we'll beat the STANKEES YA HEARD?!?!?
 
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