Watched Fantastic Four

[CaptainWacky]

OMG! So shite. So boring. I guess it was supposed to be a comedy but I didn't laugh at all. Not even at the lameness. It was just annoying.

 

[Gagh]

Yep. Ruined the characters & story. Best bit? Alba in underwear. And that was the sole reason it was made, I reckon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, but YOU KNOW WHAT? Alba didn't even look all that great. She was too shiney and her hair was stupid.

 

[Mentalist]

I should just give up posting. You two say everything I think.

It was shite, it was boring and yes, the best bit was Alba underwear. I think I posted a pic to that effect when I 'reviewed' it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also, THERE WAS NO PLOT. They just get superpowers and wait around for a while. Then Doom gets super powers and he didn't even have an evil plan from world domination or anything. He just tried to kill them. Then ended up in a crate in a Raiders Of The Lost Arc rip-off, for some reason. SHITE.

 

[Mentalist]

Now that is more like a cartoon. NOT THE PREQUELS.


Will we hear twenty years of whining about how Fantastic Four sucked at TBBS?



No.

 

[Gagh]

Exactly. There was nothing of any use. They changed Reed's & Doom's background, Doom's armour was 'organic' - WTF? They fucked it up bigtime, and it was very sad, as the FF was my favourite Marvel book for a long time as a kid.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm waiting for a Silver Surfer movie.

 

[Gagh]

I'm waiting for Sin City 2.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also, when Johnny is snowboarding and he CATCHES FIRE, turns into a HUMAN TORCH, falls off a cliff...and his girlfriend just smiles and laughs! Doesn't bother asking "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"

 

[Gagh]

Perhaps she was a member of Jessica & Ashlee Simpson's family.

 

[Mentalist]

Also, when Johnny is snowboarding and he CATCHES FIRE, turns into a HUMAN TORCH, falls off a cliff...and his girlfriend just smiles and laughs! Doesn't bother asking "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"

I was shaking my head and tutting the whole way through that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And all the LAME lines "look at me!" "I can't!"