What ever happend to Sergeant Murder?

[Dr Dave]

DID HE MURDER THE MOON PEOPLE?

(probably not)

 

[Cassie]

He went to live with the moon people, and they introduced him to hot monkey sex. He was never the same.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell us Cassie, did you cut off his dong?

 

[Cassie]

No, it was covered in monkey pox.

 

[Dr Dave]

You gotta be careful with the mp.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was arrested for Bad Rape.

 

[Seph]

instead of being commended for a good one?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was so bad the woman didn't even know she'd been raped.