What if MJ faked his death to get rid of his debt and be free from the paparazzi??

[Big Dick McGee]

ZOMG! WHAT IF?!?!

 

[Dual]

He'll be back in 2012 for a [literal] revival tour!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You sound like these people

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9352/michael-jackson-faked-his-own-death/

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perez Hilton posted this thought too, before MJ's death was confirmed. He quickly yanked it after, but not before other bloggers screencapped it and posted it elsewhere, LOL.

He's lost almost a million twitter followers since then.

SOON HE WILL BE GONE.