What is TK?... I shall tell you...

[Sir. Helpmann]

You spin me right round baby right round
Like a record baby right round round round

I no longer have my feet planted on the ground, I am walking on air, my head is spinning. It is not easy to be myself right now.

 

[Cooter]

duals are for weak minds.

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

Helpmann is my new bestest TKfriend.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

 

[jack]

Think "Dizzy" by the Archies as my response...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

This thread needs more cowbell.

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

Think "Dizzy" by the Archies as my response...

And it's you girl, making it spin... you're making me dizzy

 

[Kitty]

I say, I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell.

 

[jack]

Now see, where is Big Dick McGee when you really need him?

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

Oh, never mind..."Sir Helpman" is still editing...my bad.

Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another.

 

[Kitty]

Men Without Hats


Safety Dance Lyrics



S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[Refrain]

Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

Men Without Hats


Safety Dance Lyrics



S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[Refrain]

Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance

Are you Jack? Are you Sarek? Are you Dorklord? Are you Henoch? Are you Eggs Mayonnaise?

Who are you again?

 

[The Dork Lord]

KARMA KASTRATED KLOWN

Men Without Hats


Safety Dance Lyrics



S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[Refrain]

Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance

I so wanted to karma this post

 

[jtkirk]

"Safety Dance" was a really, really good song DAMMIT!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Boneitis

 

[jack]

I say, I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVbAuMr5eac

 

[Elnidfse]

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Your making MORE enemies. Go look at that guide to ripping your own head off.

Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another

Attacking with the words is one thing, but getting a heart attack is another. Please demostrate to me the latter.

We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.

No word created in the human diction can ever depict how GAY that statement was and I doubt there ever will be one. Congratulations. You have evolved a notch on the evolution of dumb-ass.

Like art and politics, gangsterism is a very important avenue of assimilation into society.

How the hell is the Mona Lisa and the election of George W. Bush related to assimilation in society. Get the hell out of here dumb-ass.

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

How the hell is the Mona Lisa and the election of George W. Bush related to assimilation in society. Get the hell out of here dumb-ass.

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.

 

[Elnidfse]

While I appreciate your attempts to try to ACT smart, I do have to point out that your grammar is off. Also, before you let loose on your pseudo-intelligent jargon, allow me to state that what I had given was a question, not a statement. L2English.

 

[Sir. Helpmann]

While I appreciate your attempts to try to ACT smart, I do have to point out that your grammar is off. Also, before you let loose on your pseudo-intelligent jargon, allow me to state that what I had given was a question, not a statement. L2English.

The trick is in what one emphasizes. The man who is anybody and who does anything is surely going to be criticized, vilified, and misunderstood. This is part of the penalty for greatness, and every man understands, too, that it is no proof of greatness.

 

[Elnidfse]

The man who claims to be greater then the common man holds more faults then the common man. He who claims to be number one is next to nothing.