My good sir while I would indeed enjoy welcoming you in a manner that is well and respectable of yourself, I must insist that if you wish to come off with a well approach you will have to try to become a more acceptable member of everyday society.
This will be more possible if you use the right vocabulary instead of the wrong one, that is, you use the words this instead of 'dis' and the instead of 'da'. I know this will be very difficult taking into consideration your ignoant stupid lack of intelligence, I, however, believe there may indeed be some type of hope for you in the future, good sir.
Thank you for understanding where I am coming from. Good day to you, sir.