What the Hell's Wrong With These Damn n00bs?

[RexReason]

FFC owns you

 

[Elnidfse]

No. In other words, you're just really stupid.

PGB your ownage is now complete. I suggest you take Two Elnidfse and surfboard over your tears back to whatever hell you came from.

 

[RexReason]

 

[Elnidfse]

Giggles, what have you here, I still do not have my images on, making what is an attempted spam remark, useless. Now I do insist, Giggles, that you cease with your tom foolery, your clown based jokes are unforgivably lame.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Funny, cause I'm not dead.

No, that's because you're a queen-- not a king.

 

[Sarek]

No, that's because you're a queen-- not a king.

Well, at least I'm still royalty. I could've been a fucking house cat!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Well, at least I'm still royalty. I could've been a fucking house cat!

You aren't worthy to be a Cat. Cats are gods, after all.

Now bow down before me, you mere mortal.

 

[Elnidfse]

Spoiler

 

[Sarek]

You aren't worthy to be a Cat. Cats are gods, after all.

Now bow down before me, you mere mortal.

Sorry, I've seen dead cats, so that pretty much blows the whole immortal thing out of the water.

And for your information, I love cats.

They make GREAT Chow Mien. o:

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

I'm sorry, did you say something? I had you on ignore for a moment there.

 

[Sarek]

No, I was just explaining how I beat the cat half to death with a wooden stick to prepare it for boiling.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

No, I was just explaining how I beat the cat half to death with a wooden stick to prepare it for boiling.

And I see you got your eyes torn out for your trouble.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I see Sarek's made yet another new friend.

 

[Sarek]

And I see you got your eyes torn out for your trouble.

Not at all.

I've got a friend that's a vet. For 20 bucks, he yanks the claws and teeth for me first. Once you do that, they're about as mean as Gurty. Real pussy pussys

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

You should be nice to her, Sarek. She can do amazing things with that raspy cat tongue.

 

[Sarek]

I see Sarek's made yet another new friend.

Don't be jealous Gurty. You're still my all time favorite trailer dweller.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Don't be jealous Gurty. You're still my all time favorite trailer dweller.

And you live in what, a swamp?

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

You should be nice to her, Sarek. She can do amazing things with that raspy cat tongue.

You love it. Now pet me and make me purr...

 

[Elnidfse]

I'm surprised nobody's talking about that failed invasion. Ah well, I'm going to bed.

 

[Almighty_Hen]

tl;dr

PENIS