Which TKer should gay marry Eggs in NY? (Nomination thread)

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHO WILL BE MY SWEET ASS GAL NOW THAT IT'S ALL NICE & LEGAL?

I'll start the nominations:

HENOCH
Captain Decker
Johnny (Yeah. You DAMN right.)
@SAMA
Little One
JOHNNY GAYNOSE
Brett
gASBOT
Sarek

 

[jack]

Henoch would probably snap that thing off with one "flex".

Who's wearing the dress?

 

[jack]

I'd pay to see you ride Sarek though.

 

[Gagh]

I was hoping to hook up with Jack. He could pull my ears and Fuck me deeply in the neck. Sounds hawt.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am always the top.

 

[Gagh]

Who is the ideal sloppy party bottom?

 

[jack]

Leo's in Rochester has a great catering deal for the rehearsal dinner.

 

['Gear]

Nobody eats at Leo's.

They cater.

 

[Mirah]

I too vote Sarek. Then Henoch, then Sarek.

I could be a guy.

I'm just sayin

 

[jack]

You suppose Sarek needs reacharound, or he can't come?

 

[Donovan]

I just came by Leo's, the place is crazy packed. They must be getting a lot of word-of-mouth lately.

 

[missmanners]

WHO WILL BE MY SWEET ASS GAL NOW THAT IT'S ALL NICE & LEGAL?

I'll start the nominations:

HENOCH
Captain Decker
Johnny (Yeah. You DAMN right.)
@SAMA
Little One
JOHNNY GAYNOSE
Brett
gASBOT
Sarek

At least ONE of those was a girl.


mm

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, but it was a throwaway name to provide a curveball.

 

[missmanners]

You could always be a polygamist. Just in case you get hit on the head with a bus falling from the sky (or a piano, you live around tall buildings I keep seeing pianos fall out of tall buildings on TV) and forget you are GAY. In that case it might be handy to have one of each.

One never knows.


mm

 

[Donovan]

You could always be a polygamist. Just in case you get hit on the head with a bus falling from the sky (or a piano, you live around tall buildings I keep seeing pianos fall out of tall buildings on TV) and forget you are GAY. In that case it might be handy to have one of each.

One never knows.


mm

Polygamists are all in Utah. No buildings there.

Come to think of it, WTF IS up with all those falling pianos? Is it just that all piano movers really suck at their jobs? Do they never drop other heavy stuff on people? Is there a specific "falling piano" insurance that can be purchased in NYC, sort of like Tornado insurance for people in Kansas?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, something like that exists -- you simply have to ask your agent to add the "Laurel & Hardy" clause to your policy.

 

[Donovan]

I prefer the 3 Stooges Clause that is only available in places like NYC and London: the NY-UK provision.

 

[Loktar]

Oh a wise guy, eh?

 

[eloisel]

What ever happened to Blazer Boy? I always liked Blazer Boy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Disappeared from the net 3 years ago.