Which TKer would you murder if you knew you could get away with it?

[CaptainWacky]

I'd kill [random] and seriously injure [you].

 

[Loktar]

I'd kill TriggerFox and seriously injure Daystrom

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if he later died of his injuries?

 

[Loktar]

That would be a bonus.

 

[Daystrom]

I'm flattered but why me?

 

[whisky]

tags

 

[Loktar]

Because Jethro rarely posts here and Ceejay has become somewhat likeable.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would rape RAPECAT69 until it passed out.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'd kill Jack because he cheats at the arcade.

 

[Cassie]

I'D KILL SAUSAGEMAN BECAUSE I LIKE SAUSAGE.

 

['Gear]

I'd like to seriously injure myself on Ily.

 

[Loktar]

KILL A CASSIE, SAVE THE DONGS!

 

[headvoid]

I would kill Eggs but frame you all so you TOOK THE HEAT.

 

[Cassie]

Eggs are also DELICIOUS.

 

['Gear]

In Mexico he's referred to as Los huevos en mayonesa con las tuercas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND DON'T YEW FORGET IT

 

[Donovan]

I would kill no one. In fact, if anyone here has an unfortunate...accident, I will almost certainly have a strong alibi for the time of the incident. I won't even be in town that day...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd kill BIG BORIS too.

 

['Gear]

Yeah yeah Donovan was with me.

Wait, is that a favor? Better scratch that.

Leo's?

 

[Donovan]

Yeah we were at Leo's. That's it. All day.