Why doesn't Natalie Portman smile much anymore?

CaptainWacky · Feb 25, 2009

As I'm sure you've all noticed, Natalie doesn't seem to be smiling much anymore. WHAT HAS CAUSED her crippling depression?

Cock · Feb 25, 2009

cock deficiency.

don't worry...i'm on it

Eggs Mayonnaise · Feb 25, 2009

Probably Ben Stiller's fault.

The Tomtrek · Feb 25, 2009

Voted Bibby.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Feb 26, 2009

THOSE FUCKERES AT HAVEN! I'LL GET THEM FOR THIS!

CaptainWacky · Feb 27, 2009

I'd like to see you come to Haven and say that!

headvoid · Feb 27, 2009

We all need more metal feet in our lives

Cassie · Feb 27, 2009

Maybe she doesn't smile cause she forgot to sex up the ducks.

CaptainWacky · Feb 27, 2009

Maybe it's to get to me.

Cassie · Feb 27, 2009

She's sad cause she's growing up. It happens to all of us.

curiousa2z · Feb 27, 2009

she knows her time in the top spot is in peril.

Dr Dave · Feb 27, 2009

I went with Global Warming.

curiousa2z · Feb 27, 2009

who would smile at global warming?

Dr Dave · Feb 27, 2009

I don't know.

We can blame many things on global warming though!

curiousa2z · Feb 27, 2009

it is handy!

Dr Dave · Feb 27, 2009

Its the communist/jew of the 21st century.

CaptainWacky · Feb 27, 2009

curiousa2z said:
who would smile at global warming?

Laker Girl.

Dr Dave · Feb 27, 2009

She would!

Why Laker Girl why?

Ishcabittle · Feb 27, 2009

COLD WINDTERS/??S?

Dr Dave · Feb 27, 2009

ALL DIE SOON, SUN HOT!fdjgopishgf