Why I Am A Nazi!

[Sarek]

Because when I become suspicious, you should be concerned.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Because when I become suspicious, you should be concerned.

What are the consequences of your suspicion?

 

[Sarek]

You being concerned.

 

[Lord Raffles]

You being concerned.

And why should I be concerned by you, Sarek?

 

[Sarek]

You should always be concerned when I become suspicious.

 

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my gf just left me

 

[VKD]

my gf just left me

SUCK IT DUAL!!

 

[Rev. Hitler]

 

[VKD]

SUCK IT DUAL

 

[Rev. Hitler]

YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE GREAT REV. HITLER TO A DUAL? I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH WITH AN ARMAGEDDON OF V2 ROCKETS! I SHALL PERSONALLY SEND MY PERSONAL DOCTOR MORELL TO INJECT YOUR TESTICALS WITH ORANGE JUICE YOU JEW FUCKER.

 

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I've heard that injecting orange juice into someones testicles can actually improve their strength +1

 

[Sarek]

YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE GREAT REV. HITLER TO A DUAL? I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH WITH AN ARMAGEDDON OF V2 ROCKETS! I SHALL PERSONALLY SEND MY PERSONAL DOCTOR MORELL TO INJECT YOUR TESTICALS WITH ORANGE JUICE YOU JEW FUCKER.

Shut the fuck up and you won't have to live through the embarrassment of being bitch slapped into a state of permanent stupidity by me.

 

[VKD]

HIP AND REV HITLER NEED TO TASTE RED imfo!!!!

 

[Rev. Hitler]

I've heard that injecting orange juice into someones testicles can actually improve their strength +1

ROLL A D20 THEN GET BACK WITH YOUR ANSWER DORK.

 

[The Question]

Being a National Socialist doesn't mean wearing tall boots, or carrying signs around.

Being a national socialist means putting the needs of your fellow citizens above the needs of those who perch at the top of multinational corporations or foreign interests, period.

It also should never have been confused for what the Third Reich turned into -- that should properly have been known as ethnic socialism.

 

[The Question]

YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE GREAT REV. HITLER TO A DUAL? I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH WITH AN ARMAGEDDON OF V2 ROCKETS! I SHALL PERSONALLY SEND MY PERSONAL DOCTOR MORELL TO INJECT YOUR TESTICALS WITH ORANGE JUICE YOU JEW FUCKER.

Shut the fuck up, you dim-witted bitch.

 

[Rev. Hitler]

Shut the fuck up and you won't have to live through the embarrassment of being bitch slapped into a state of permanent stupidity by me.

I WELCOME THE CHALLENGE OF ONE SO SMALL AS YOURSELF TO EVEN DARE TAKE ON THE MIGHT OF REV. HITLER. YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS BOTH UNWISE AND FOOLISH TO CHALLENGE ONE AS GREAT AS MYSELF, THE GREATEST GERMAN OF ALL HISTORY! NOT ONLY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF BITCH SLAPPING ME THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR, BUT YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO INFLICT STUPIDITY ON TO ONE WITH SUCH A TOWERING INTELLECTUAL FORESIGHT! I SINGLE HANDEDLY CONQOURED EUROPE AND HALF RUSSIA, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? MILLIONS OF WOMEN HAVE WANTED TO FUCK ME, WHERE AS NO FEWER THAN 10 HAVE WANTED YOUR PENIS. I HAVE ALREADY BYPASSED YOU, SINCE I FOLLOW THE PATH OF PROVIDENCE DICTATED BY THE WILL OF DESTINY. FATE DECREES THAT BY DEFAULT YOU ARE INFERIOR ON EVERY LEVEL!!!!

 

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10, that'd be awesome

 

[Sarek]

I WELCOME THE CHALLENGE OF ONE SO SMALL AS YOURSELF TO EVEN DARE TAKE ON THE MIGHT OF REV. HITLER. YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS BOTH UNWISE AND FOOLISH TO CHALLENGE ONE AS GREAT AS MYSELF, THE GREATEST GERMAN OF ALL HISTORY! NOT ONLY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF BITCH SLAPPING ME THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR, BUT YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO INFLICT STUPIDITY ON TO ONE WITH SUCH A TOWERING INTELLECTUAL FORESIGHT! I SINGLE HANDEDLY CONQOURED EUROPE AND HALF RUSSIA, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? MILLIONS OF WOMEN HAVE WANTED TO FUCK ME, WHERE AS NO FEWER THAN 10 HAVE WANTED YOUR PENIS. I HAVE ALREADY BYPASSED YOU, SINCE I FOLLOW THE PATH OF PROVIDENCE DICTATED BY THE WILL OF DESTINY. FATE DECREES THAT BY DEFAULT YOU ARE INFERIOR ON EVERY LEVEL!!!!

Wrong. Hitler is dead and you're post proves you are already terminally stupid.

You lose, I win.

 

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Romy Schneider was the greatest german