Will anyone from this board agree to let me murder them?

[Cassie]

I will let you murder me. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

 

[curiousa2z]

well then, who gets to inherit your *ahem* collection?

 

[Tisiphone]

Only a fight to the death would be enough to claim the PPC (Prized Peni Collection).

 

[jack]

This thread violates the TOS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not making threats.

But I will make promises.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Proposed sequel thread: "Will anyone from this board agree to let me violate jack repeatedly?"