Wresting

[jack]

derp

 

[The Question]

I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Naturum De Montum", roughly translated: Book of the Dead. The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of Man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through the recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.

 

[jack]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

 

[Brickvader]

I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Naturum De Montum", roughly translated: Book of the Dead. The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of Man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through the recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.

"See you ain't leaving two things right now, jack and shit and jack left town."

 

[jack]

Hey Buckwheat, make me some soup.

 

[jack]

needs salt. Christ you even fuck up soup.

 

[jack]

Try again, bitch

 

[jack]

Derp

 

[jack]

spooge up your nose.

 

[jack]

hey porchie. hows my little monkey?

 

[jack]

soup's cold you fucking twat

 

[jack]

I farted

 

[jack]

He sharded.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

 

[blackfoot NAP]

once you've wrested, everything in life is easy.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

wresting isn't gay, your just a pussy.

 

[jack]

You mean "you're" just a pussy dontcha, ignorant clusterfuck?

Because you are.

 

[jack]

a pussy that is. I know english is your second language after ebonics.

 

[jack]

SPAM

 

[jack]

Still waiting for that soup, bitch