Ooooh I want to be in a rent a crowd! Actually I always said if I ever made it as a stand up comedian-don't laugh its true. No wait Laugh!
I would have friends and family and people I have met that I know are good laughers, and I would put them in the audience in strategic locations.
Thier laughter would make others laugh, in turn making it seem like I was funny and it would make me feel good.
Yeah.
If you ever repeat this to anyone I will kill you.