Yoohoo! Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tisiphone]

Elvis Costello will be performing with the Dallas Symphony later this month. Don't ya wanna come down and see him?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've gone all the way to Vegas to see him already, so it wouldn't be the farthest I've traveled.

BETTER IDEA! Let's meet Menty to see Elvis in Athens on July 3rd!!!111

 

[Tisiphone]

Right! I'll just use the money from the $40 million lottery I won to pay for us. WE CAN DO IT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTALIST TO GO SEE ELVIS IN JULY AND AS A RESULT HAVE ASTRAL SEX WITH $M GAYBOY BRUCE WAYNE?

 

[Tisiphone]

Make it so.