You don't get characters like Riker on tv anymore

[whisky]

I would never write anything that included the words "no touching, no nudity"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Nothing weird is going to happen" just makes it more scary.

 

[Cassie]

I am going to answer that ad!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That reminds me of when I was in Egypt and a man led me and my friends to a half built house on the periphery of a small, deserted village, which had weed growing everywhere, and would stop and turn back every few steps to remind us that he was very trustworthy and that we shouldn't have any worries. "You trusting me, right? You trusting me?"

Anyway, most of us got out alive.

 

[Dr Dave]

is this someone here?

It's always "brilliant" to say your going to do something illegal in your craigslist posting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He put VISOR in caps because if the girl wears one, she can't see his hands coming from her blind spots.

 

[The Tomtrek]

UUUHHHHH I think you'll find it's because it stands for Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement GOD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like my version better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worf even looks suspicious in the photo.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well he looked more like Ming from Mongo those first 2 seasons

 

[headvoid]

Or Mongo from Blazing Saddles

 

[whisky]

It looks like they really lightened that photo so it wouldnt look like there was a black actor in the picture.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't get characters like Mongo in movies anymore.

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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In case it's borked:

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NAAAAAWWWWWWW....MONGO STRAIGHT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who was Tracy!

 

[whisky]

Rikers fuck buddy by the look of it

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's in the elite company of every other woman on the ship then.