YOU WILL STOP POSTING HERE!!!

whisky

Boobie inspector
Death is a gift too often wasted on the wrong people, when there are those in the world so much more deserving of the privilege.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I will still be posting here AFTER I die, I stipulated this in my will.
 

Cock

Let's be making sexy business
where are we again?
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
We are in the TK afterlife.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You can let go now.
 

Cock

Let's be making sexy business
that's not my finger
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
We are in the TK afterlife.

In TK's afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the D and the A and the M
and the N and the A
And the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
 
I guess when you're dead you have more important things to think about. Like how do I get out of this coffin, and if I do get out of this coffin how to I dig my way to the top past all of this dirt. I can't fuckin' see!! Am I a ghost? Things like that.
 

hellgunneR

Stop Staring At The Catgirl
And so he uploaded so much personal information on the Internet that, in the end, he became the Internet. Discuss.
 
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