Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Red light, green light, no sleep till brookland

Dr Dave

pillzlol
YOU KNOW WHAT THE TICKET IS?

I'lL TELL YOU, A NICE HAT!

ALSO TACO BELL, I COULD USE SOME TACO BELL, BUT ALSAS I CANT GO RIGHT NOW, NO CAR, THE MAN SAYS I CANT OWN ONE SINCE THAT THING WITH THE NUNS, CAPTAIN WACKY KNOWS ALL ABOUT THAT, WELL KINDA HE WROTE A STORY SIMULAR TO IT. I SHALL POST IT LATER (it was good)!

ANOTHER POINT ABOUT THE TICKET! IT MUST BE A VALIDATED TICKET, OR THE FAIR INSPECTOR (fucking nark bitch guy feet) WILL KICK YOU OFF!

I NOW WISH TO TALK ABOUT CHICKENS!

I SUGGESTED TO MY FRIEND IN GERMANY SHE BEAT PARLAMENT WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN FILLED WITH PING PONG BALLZ, SHE BEING A NARK DIDNT SEEM INCLINED TO DO IT, BUT I KNOW HER GAME! I AM TEMPTED TO TOSS BOXES AT HER WINDOW, BOXES FILLED WITH AIR, I WOULD TOSS THJEM AT HER CAR, BUT THE FOXY NARK HAS NO CAR!

GOOD DAY.
 
BROOKLAND?

It's BROOKLYN, YOU HICK! :rwmad:
 
MAYBE HE LIVES IN BROOKLAND WHERE THERE ARE LOTS OF BROOKS AND LAND AND RAPE ELVES.
 
...what?
 
ber0-006.jpg
 
Helo Dr. Dave.
 
Hi Mirah!
 
TICKETS, HATS, TACO BELL, CHICKENS...WTF!??

Oh, SPAM...k.
 
Back
Top