fuck

[Cassie]

Well.. good luck Whiskypoo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just want you to know, we're all behind you. Good luck.

 

[whisky]

Its a weird situation.

Its like you never thought something would happen, so you didnt give it a lot of thought, then it looked like it would happen, then you get all excited, then it turns out it might not be happening at all, so you get all bummed out, but it still might be happening, its just the uncertainty of it all.

I'm sorry, it will have to stay this vague until I know one way or another.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FUCKING! :shock:

 

[whisky]

Never seen four weddings and a funeral?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're doing a film with Richard Curtis?

 

[Cassie]

WEll now you've got us all excited and worried at the same time!

 

[whisky]

false alarm

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well gosh!

 

[Dr Dave]

!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So you don't have to be vague anymore.

 

[whisky]

For the last 13 days I thought I was going to be a dad again, now I'm not.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ah. Well, if at first you don't succeed, try try again. And again. And again.

WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FUCKING! :shock:

Eek! You must have chuckled wistfully when you read that...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh. That would've been really cool. I'm sure it would've caused some money issues, but at least your son would have a sibling close to his age.

 

[whisky]

Having two children close in age helps both their developments.

The four weddings and a funeral reference was that at the start of the film they are late, and yell fuck a lot.

Which is also what I did the first time Jenny was pregnent.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Better than tearing your hair out.

 

[whisky]

You can only do that so many times before you are just left with two long ones, and a zigzaggy one round the back.

 

[Cassie]

Aww.. little whiskys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's always next time!