Michelle Ryan - HOT or NOT?

[The Tomtrek]

I didn't see her in Eastenders and she was smoking hot in Jekyll and was pretty much the only good thing about The Bionic Woman.

So MY vote is HOT.

BUT WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK? CLICK ON THE THUMBNAILS.




(oh yeah she also has GIGANTIC BREASTS)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She looks like someone who was supposed to be in porn but went into the wrong line at the emplyment office...

 

[Cassie]

She was hot in Bionic Woman. I've never seen anything else she was in.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had to go with not.

She is cute, but hot no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not.

 

[Cassie]

OMG you guys would hit that.

 

[Tisiphone]

She looks like she could be Ione Skye's more filled out sister.

 

[starbys]

I'd hit it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But she's bionic!

 

[The Tomtrek]

All the best girls are robots or part-robots, Michelle Ryan, Jeri Ryan, Summer Glau, Kristanna Loken, Tricia Helfer, ummm...

 

[CaptainWacky]

ROBOT GIRL TYPE B?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She looks like she could be Ione Skye's more filled out sister.

But I think Ione Skye is hot, and I think Michelle is kind of a horse.

Maybe Michelle is more like Ione's pet, and you know how they say pets and their owners start looking alike...?

 

[Tisiphone]

^They can both be attractive, but I think Michelle Ryan needs a new stylist. Girls with tits that big don't need to wear dresses like that unless those things are gonna be on full alert.

Believe me, I know from experience!

 

[Dr Dave]

OMG you guys would hit that.

You dont need to be hot for us to want to tap dat.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

You dont need to be hot for us to want to tap dat.

yup yup, my Truthsense says the Doc is on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a big shouldered eastend LUV A DUCK

 

[GStone]

OMG you guys would hit that.

Cute, but not hot. And I would hit that, as long as her hair isn't pulled back, if we're face-to-face. She looks better with it framing her face.

 

[Gagh]

Coathanger shoulders, I getcha.

Long before Ryan was cast (and I still don't understand why), Wacky, Menty & I shared incredulity at her high positioning in the FHM UK Top 100 (2004, I think).

She was fresh out of a high profile run in shitty soap Eastenders, so I reckon she'd drawn the Chav vote.


Nice tits. Shame about the rest. Also, the milky transluscent skin tones do nothing for me. Reminds me too much of your average slapper on the streets here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yes, the shoulders...