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Will the passion to post return?

You are the MOST original!

Aw, thank you, honey.

[passes virtual sugar cookie to Cassie]

What posts gaywad?

Post. You know, the things that has these blurbs in them that I like to call words. We put them in other things called threads, like what we have been doing right here. God, you make this too easy.
 
You have to speak real slow or he doesn't understand.
 
Aw, thank you, honey.

[passes virtual sugar cookie to Cassie]



Cocks You know, the things that we put into our ass. We put them in other things called mouths, like what we have been doing right here. God, I'm an easy lay .

Ok gaywad I think I understand what you are after now.
 
Oh, please. You couldn't find what I'm after with a GSP locator strapped to it.
 
Big enough to know that pulling a Dobler is not gonna cut it.

Does the fact that they chap like fuck through rubbing together, when I walk count?
 
You have to speak real slow or he doesn't understand.

Maybe what he's after is an English teacher. I only teach astronomy and biology.
 
Oh, please. You couldn't find my cock unless you were looking in a homeless man's mouth.


Whatever gaywad.
 
Does the fact that they chap like fuck through rubbing together, when I walk count?

Chap? Don't you know how to speak American? Or did you just mistype 'clap'?
 
lol..

Good night, can't take this excitement anymore.
 
Pussy
 
lol..

Good night, can't take this excitement anymore.

At least you got laughs and a sugar cookie. I have to take a shower and wash the virtual gunk off of me. Night, pet.
 
Eggs said:
Also, you sort of veered from Valley Girl to Jerry Springer Ghetto Diva.


ZOMG. I am SO embarassed. By the time it gets all the way up here, much is apparently lost in translation! :D
 
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