BABIES!!!

[Cassie]

I just got two baby cows MOOOOOO!! lol, they're only 3 days old. They're gonna be DELICIOUS!

I'll see about getting some pictures of them later. It's been raining since last night so they look kinda scraggly and muddy. ANYWAY, THEY IS CUTE.

 

[Thrusty]

BABIES, u just bout gave me a panic attack. sometimes that word does it to me. but cows awwww all better now

 

[Ishcabittle]

i love how the first descriptive they acquire in the world is "delicious". not kind, or gentle, or even passive, but yummy as hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's cows at the bottom of our street and they piss me off with their late night mooing so sometimes I throw noses at them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wheres the beef!

 

[Cassie]

i love how the first descriptive they acquire in the world is "delicious". not kind, or gentle, or even passive, but yummy as hell.

lol.. I'm sorry, but when they are this young you can't get all mushy about them because they could die easily. I learned that the hard way! So I won't name them and I'll try not to love them until they make it a week. They I'll talk about how sweet they are. OH AND BY THE WAY, calves aren't really gentle or passive cause they are starving all the time and if you have nuts you better watch them cause they will head butt them LOOKING FOR THE UDDERS.

AND THEY WILL BE DELICIOUS!

 

[curiousa2z]

THUS SPAKE POLAR BEARA!

 

[GStone]

OH AND BY THE WAY, calves aren't really gentle or passive cause they are starving all the time and if you have nuts you better watch them cause they will head butt them LOOKING FOR THE UDDERS.

Oh, god. I laughed so hard at that my chest hurts now.

 

[Dual]

THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Olaf the Troll likes babies.

 

[curiousa2z]

THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA

it's great to see you got the THUS SPAKE POLAR BEARA reference.
A nod is as good as a wink, know what I mean?

 

[Cassie]

OK naming one of the calves has become unavoidable. The mean ass kicked me so now his name is Mean Ass. grrr.. I hope he stops kicking before he gets BIG. The other little calf might not make it.. he's weak and I couldn't get him to drink his bottle a few minutes ago. He's not starving though I've already got him to drink a gallon of milk today. We'll see how it goes tomorrow!

 

[Cassie]

Is it bad that I never read any Nietzsche?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you ever tell them stories?

 

[Cassie]

I talk to them a lot, maybe I should tell them one of your stories. I bet they'd like Johnny Nose.

 

[Dr Dave]

Share the Dr Dave story Wacky did about me, I can post it if need be.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

Veal!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Johnny Nose likes cows.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is it bad that I never read any Nietzsche?

My Nietzsche-reading goes as far as a postcard with a cartoon of a whale wiggling upright above the water, and this quote: "We should consider each day lost in which we have not danced at least once."

OMG I NEED A HANKY

 

[Cassie]