Viggo Mortenson

[Hitler Kitty]

Hitler Kitty hates Viggo Mortenson, But not Sniper Kitty or MamaKitty!

 

[eloisel]

Hitler Kitty hates Viggo Mortenson, But not Sniper Kitty or MamaKitty!

Dear Hitler Kitty, check out MamaKitty. She is the spawn of Empress Eloisel. Moi.

 

[MamaKitty]

You act like you wouldn't do dirty things with Viggo. Good. I would.

Mom, Viggo is so not my type...

David Bowie Is my Type

Till From Rammstein is my Type

Hell, all of the guys from Rammstien I would do dirty things to

Although I would do dirty things to Viggo before I had a threesome with these two.

 

[eloisel]

OMG - I knew them then. They were lots of fun. Bill did inhale. So did she.

 

[MamaKitty]

OMG - I knew them then. They were lots of fun. Bill did inhale. So did she.

lol

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Dear Hitler Kitty, check out MamaKitty. She is the spawn of Empress Eloisel. Moi.

Hitler Kitty would love to meet MamaKitty; but Hitler Kitty doesn't know if he can compete with David Bowie and the guys from Rammstein!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

 

[MamaKitty]

MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

well, I really have an issue with bad teeth, but if David will put in some false teeth then there is no issue

 

[eloisel]

MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

They have teeth? I couldn't get past the serious ugly to even see teeth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Congrats to Viggo's penis, which earned an Academy Award nomination this morning.

 

[MamaKitty]

They have teeth? I couldn't get past the serious ugly to even see teeth.

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Next time you are in my car, it's gonna be a Rammstein Marathon!

 

[eloisel]

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Next time you are in my car, it's gonna be a Rammstein Marathon!

Yeah, well then you'd better be taking me someplace good and you pay the way if I have to listen to that crap. Otherwise, I'm digging out Josh Groban and Clay Aiken - maybe throw in some Babs for good measure.

 

[MamaKitty]

Yeah, well then you'd better be taking me someplace good and you pay the way if I have to listen to that crap. Otherwise, I'm digging out Josh Groban and Clay Aiken - maybe throw in some Babs for good measure.

Not in my fucking car you ain't.

 

[eloisel]

Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.

 

[MamaKitty]

Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.

Nope, suck my dick! I am sure I have an extra one lying around somewhere..

 

[MamaKitty]

Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.

Besides, the fucking papers have my name on it to!!!! So FUCK you!

 

[eloisel]

Oh, I see. You want me to take you out of my will.

 

[MamaKitty]