Shocking Starbys news

[Dr Dave]

She is into sex with trees!

 

[starbys]

Daphne was hot okay?

 

[Dr Dave]

The chick from scooby doo?

 

[starbys]

The greek chick.

 

[The Dork Lord]

This thread gives me wood.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dork Lord, a plastic bag would give you wood!

 

[The Dork Lord]

A plastic bag would not give me wood!

It would most likely try and steal my oxygen

 

[Dr Dave]

If you put it over your head...

You know well what one im talking about!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do not make this a thread of lies, Dr Dave.

 

[starbys]

Don't lie and say you don't get down to autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wow, a sex thread.

 

[Dr Dave]

Part of the New Mine Field!

 

[FBI parte due]

I knew a guy who would carry around a plastic bag full of lotion and shove it in peoples' faces TRUE STORY

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Doesn't sound erotic to me...

 

[Dr Dave]

Back to Starbys and her love for trees.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Does she ha a certain type of tree she prefers?

 

[Dr Dave]

From what I hear any tree will do!

 

[starbys]

I do love crepe myrtles, but I've never had sex with one. Unless you count having climbed several in my childhood.

 

[Thrusty]

Well we've all heard of tree huggin. Just takin it to the next level.

 

[Dr Dave]

I do love crepe myrtles, but I've never had sex with one. Unless you count having climbed several in my childhood.

There must be more to this story, I CAN SMELL IT!