Why don't the Borg just send like 10,000 cubes to conquer the Federation?

[CaptainWacky]

I mean, seriously?

 

[The Tomtrek]

SOUNDS SWEDISH.

 

[whisky]

Because then the good guys would have lost

 

[CaptainWacky]

That doesn't stop the endless "Federation versus Galactic Empire" debates.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those debates are silly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Borg should just take over the RIAA. They're the only ones with any real power, apparently.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was gay when Species 8472 ended up becoming nice.

 

[Dr Dave]

Flower power?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Why don't the Borg just send like 10,000 cubes to conquer the Federation??

Because Jade and Shilpa used all the Borg's cubes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your claim to fame is THIS. Good for you!

 

[Grammour Boy]

Oh please learn some manners!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS IS THE BUSINESS WE HAVE CHOSEN.

 

[headvoid]

The Borg were essentially lazy but have recently signed a licensing deal with Duncan Ballantyne and his gyms.

Soon they will come back, but looking really sporty and they promise to stop doing that clunky walking thing (Ballantyne said he is not convinced about the clunky walk thing so they have had to drop it)

I'm working on the rebranding campaign now. We are working on a line

BORG - get in touch

Your feedback is appreciated

 

[whisky]

Sounds too friendly.

How about

Borg - we will fuck you up

 

[CaptainWacky]

Borg - networking

 

[headvoid]

Sounds too friendly.

How about

Borg - we will fuck you up

We have identified you in our "user group marketing society research pattern motus" as a Laggard.

I'm not sure we are targeting what we have identified as "old borg" thinkers. I see you need retraining in the ways of marketing.

(psssst. you should see this as a good thing)

 

[headvoid]

Borg - networking

Do I work with you? You are that aggressive account handler that is after all my high powered accounts aren't you?

Always there with your clever ideas, staying late and sucking up to the boss.

I know your game.

(nice line - I may steal it)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THE BORG - Become one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Borg - Cool. Calm. Collected.

 

[whisky]

borg - belong