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Just found out today is pancake day

There was a catholic school next to us and we used to have snowball fights. The power of Christ didn't help them win!
 
I would like to say that i am a recovering catholic, just the thought of those mean nuns still makes me cringe.
 
Waffles > pancakes!
 
Waffles fer sure! little pockets to hold the butter and syrup!
 
And they're not cakey on the inside.
 
Our waffles are different from yours.
 
CaptainWacky said:
There was a catholic school next to us and we used to have snowball fights. The power of Christ didn't help them win!
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They were being told to turn the other cheek. LOL ASSHOLES
 
ONe of them gave me an atomic drop once. It really hurt.
 
Must've been descended from an Inquisitor.
 
nobody expect the Steve Austin inquisition!
 
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
 
Cassie said:
We don't have pancake day in Americaland :(
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Nuh-huh we do so! It's known as Shrove Tuesday, Fat Tuesday, or Mardi Gras!!!

The church of England in America is called the Episcopal Church and I am an Episcopalian so I know about the whole pancake thing. I'm not a big pancake fan so I never go to the church's pancake dinner...I didn't get my ashes either but that's a whole other story and it involves pre-marital sex and tanning so we won't get into it.

Edit: Ooops, this was already explained but I'm lazy and didn't scroll down. Blame my poor American education.
 
OMG... all this time I thought a pancake dinner was just people eating pancakes for dinner. lol, I didn't know they were eating pancakes for Jesus. I also never knew the Church of England was Episcopalian here!
 
More pre-marital sex, please.
 
Cassie said:
OMG... all this time I thought a pancake dinner was just people eating pancakes for dinner. lol, I didn't know they were eating pancakes for Jesus. I also never knew the Church of England was Episcopalian here!
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You know how you're supposed to fast for 40 days and 40 nights for Lent? Well that's what started Mardi Gras and the whole pancake thing. You're supposed to use up all your parishables by making pancakes and apparently party and show your boobs for beeds before being all solemn during Lent. It's weird but it's what catholics do. Note: that's catholic with a small "c". ;)

My friend was a teacher at a Catholic elementary school and she told the headmistress that she was going to have a Mardi Gras party for her students and the headmistress, of a Catholic school need I remind you, said to my friend, "Okay but just make sure you don't have the party during Lent." Way to be a Catholic Ms. Headmistress!

And yes, we Episcopalians are ultimately ruled by the somethin' of Canterbury, I can't think of it right now and he's head of the Church of England.
 
I don't know who the Baptists are ruled by.. probably someone named Bubba.
 
What about pancakes wrapped up in bacon?
 
Or sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in waffles.
 
OR MY AXE?
 
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