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I've run out of things to do freestyle threads about

OH I SEE.

umm, I can't remember if we have ice with them or not, but I don't see why we wouldn't
 
Cause the devil lives in each and every cube of ice.
 
Donkey Kong might have banned ice during the brief period where he was owner of McDonald's.
 
He throws bananas at people drinking slurpees.
 
That was not a popular policy either.
 
Remembeer how he kept stealing young maidenz? LOLL SILLY BONCY BONG!!!
 
He needed them for his donkey shows.
 
He was saving them from evil Italian plumbers.
 
Heartbreak High?
 
Never watched it, but I imagine it went a little something LIKE THIS

Teen Girl: HEY TEEN BOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Teen Boy: I'm thinking of taking drugs and cheating in the MID-TERM exams.

Teen Girl: No, don't! Drugs are WHACK and cheaters are only cheating themself, man! Be cool, stay in school!

Teen Boy: YOU PRSENT A CONVINCING ARGUMENT LET'S MAKE OUT.

Teen Girl: Okay, let me take my gum out firt.

Teen Boy: No...leave it in.

Teen Girl: OH MY!

(THEY MAKE-OUT BUT STRICT TEACHER PULLS THEM APART VIOLENTLY.)

Strict Teacher: OY YOU TWO VAGABONDS, NO FUNNY BUSINESS IN MY HALLS, 'ERE BY GUM!

Liberal Teacher: Hey THATCHER, lay off them or I'll tell the PRINCIPAL!

Strict Teacher: OH YOU DON'T HALF MAKE ME MAD WITH YOUR TRENDY MOUSTACHE AND FLARED TROUSERS AND DISREGARD FOR AUTHORITY AND THE FACT THAT I'M SECRETLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU! EXCUSE ME, NEED TO GO WANK IN THE BOG!

Liberal Teacher: Haha, that guy's crazy. And you two...remember to WEAR A CONDOM on your hands the next time you touch each other up!

Teen Boy: Yes sir!

Teen Girl: He's SOOOO dreamy!

Teen Boy: Watch I don't slap you and start a controversial violence against girls storyline!

Teen Gril: COME HERE, YOU!

(They re-enact Chris Benoit versus Kurt Angle from Royal Rumbel 2003 move for move while some Dido song plays. THE END.)
 
I DON'T WANNA WAIT, FOR MY LIFE TO BE OVER...
 
CaptainWacky said:
Never watched it, but I imagine it went a little something LIKE THIS


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Yeah, it was pretty much like that, except it was Australian, so everyone was spunky and up for a surf this arvo down at Ansons Corner.
 
The teenagers start having sex earlier in Australian soaps. Just saying.
 
The guy who plays Toadie says that on Aussie TV they never say someone's "pregnant", they say they're "having a baby" because it's a religious country where abortions are frowned on. I hope Teen Girl and Teen Boy are careful or they could end up in a teen "having a baby" storyline!
 
Where do they say "up the duff"?
 
Hmm, I don't remember them ever doing an abortion storyline either...the cowards.
 
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