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Conveluted and overly complicated ways of killing people

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
I dont know if this can be done, because I'm not that into chemistry but...

You take a compound thats odurless, colourless and tasteless, and not toxic, and you put it in the person you want to die's food.

They consume the food, and nothing happens, the food is digested and the compound starts to react with the contents of the bowels.

The person goes to toilet, and when he gets there to do his poo, the compound has mixed with the nitrogen in the shit to form a toxic gas, that quickly poisons him on the toilet, before dissapaiting in the air.

Whoever finds the body will probably flush the toilet, getting rid of the evidence and they think he died of natural causes.

Can you top this?
 
Matt wakes up in a relatively dark room and sees his pregnant wife ( in her sixth month ) knocked unconcious on the ground. He notices that the room is strangely empty, exept for a safe, a lamp revealing little light, and a speaker placed in the upper side of the room.

Still not sure about what he sees, he suddenly hears a sinister voice coming from the speakers :

" Hello Matthew. I am going to play a little game with you. You might wonder what a successful lawyer like you is doing in a place like this. I'll tell you why Matthew. By your lies and treachery, you have caused the misfortune of many people. However, what stirred my interest the most is the Smiths family case, in which, thanks to you, Robert and his pregnant wife Mary were sentenced to death for a triple-homocide they did not commit. In one hour, this room will be filled with a deadly gas which will asphyxiate you in less than three seconds. There is a metal door by the end of this room, and it's key is inside the safe in front of you. The combination required to open this safe lies in a little paper in the stomach of your wife. While you were unconscious, I did sharpen your teeth, to make your task easier. Do not worry, your wife is not hearing this, i drugged her, and she wont wake up until one or two days, that is IF she ever wakes up. Life is a gift only worthy for those who deserve it. The life of your unborn child is in your hands, will you end it ? The irony of it, is that in order save yourself, and possibly your wife too, the embryo will have to die, however if you won't, all the three of you will. Let the games begin ". A timer placed on the safe starts.
 
Couldnt he just make his wife throw up?
 
Cue the Jeu de mots :

"The life of your unborn child is in your hands"

"The combination required to open this safe lies in a little paper in the stomach of your wife"


In fact, the combination is written on the idiot's hands. The statement about it being inside of his wifey's stomach is a lie. Nevertheless, the idiot will most probably cannibalize his own wife and child, while I watch him from afar with a smile on my aging face.
 
whisky said:
Couldnt he just make his wife throw up?
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I don't know. But even if he does, no paper would come out since there is no paper in the first place. The cockjuggler would assume that it's still inside, but if he does not, it's good for him.
 
I'm going to try the poisoned poo one on myself.
 
Then why are you down here posting, asswipe?
 
Cassie said:
Then why are you down here posting, asswipe?
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Though the world may fall into ruin
And my body decay and crumble into dust
I will forever be the fang that shreds trek tards into pieces
I will forever be the sword in the wind, posting down here, here in your throats, motherfuckers !
 
Try harder.
 
Who's the more retard, the tard or the tard who tards them?
 
Hang a bunch of hammers on strings in a dark room. Knock someone out and place them in the room. When they wake up THEY'LL WALK INTO A BUNCH OF SWINGING HAMMERS, THUS KILLING THEM! Or at least they'll go crazy at the bewilderment of being in a room with a bunch of swinging hammers. That, or just wait until someone is asleep and drop a hammer on their face. Both of these ideas suck. The worse that could happen is a broken nose. Hardly worth the time, and effort.
 
Dershocka said:
Hang a bunch of hammers on strings in a dark room. Knock someone out and place them in the room. When they wake up THEY'LL WALK INTO A BUNCH OF SWINGING HAMMERS, THUS KILLING THEM! Or at least they'll go crazy at the bewilderment of being in a room with a bunch of swinging hammers. That, or just wait until someone is asleep and drop a hammer on their face. Both of these ideas suck. The worse that could happen is a broken nose. Hardly worth the time, and effort.
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You could put hornet nests instead of the hammers. That would be fun.
 
Hasan78 said:
You could put hornet nests instead of the hammers. That would be fun.
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Oh fuck, I was supposed to write this as Marquis De Sade !
 
Dershocka said:
Hang a bunch of hammers on strings in a dark room. Knock someone out and place them in the room. When they wake up THEY'LL WALK INTO A BUNCH OF SWINGING HAMMERS, THUS KILLING THEM! Or at least they'll go crazy at the bewilderment of being in a room with a bunch of swinging hammers. That, or just wait until someone is asleep and drop a hammer on their face. Both of these ideas suck. The worse that could happen is a broken nose. Hardly worth the time, and effort.
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You could put hornet nests instead of the hammers. That would be fun.
 
Or just set a bear trap in a dark room. Make sure the beartrap is the height of the victim away from the doorway. Make sure the room is pitch black. Put a wire or kitestring across the bottom of the doorway. Ask the victim to go get something out of said room for you. When they walk in they'll trip on the wire, and fall facefirst into a beartrap!
 
Or I could just a have room full of hornet nests.
 
Should I kill Hasan87, or rather keep him alive ?

I will spare his life. For every dual that I deliberately unmask, I will spawn three.
 
I could just shit in your ear. Would that kill ya?
 
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