Steve Wright is too boring to be a Serial Killer.

[Mentalist]

At least Shipman had that cool beard.

Were is the Bundy charisma? Or the Gein home decoration plan?


Fucking amateurs these days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm also sick of these serial killers who only killed prostitutes. It's so lazy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I prefered the prostitute serial murderer/attacker in Ashes to Ashes this week. He was one of those crazy religious murderers. Okay, not the most original motive, but they're always a laugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd only kill women who were taller than me.

 

[whisky]

They should be someone who exclusivly kills people called Sarah Connor, then when they try and blame the terminator for his crime spree, he can see he never saw it, and the governments "lets blame films for everything" stance will crumble.

 

[curiousa2z]

I'd only kill women who were taller than me.

sounds reasonable. how tall are you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know...5'11 maybe?

They should be someone who exclusivly kills people called Sarah Connor, then when they try and blame the terminator for his crime spree, he can see he never saw it, and the governments "lets blame films for everything" stance will crumble.

Ah, the old "I've never seen Terminator" defence, Ian Huntley tried that one if I recall correctly...

 

[Blindgroping]

how can a dead-pan comedian be a serial killer?

 

[whisky]

he eats a lot of cornflakes

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One day there'll be a serial killer who only hunts down BB contestants.

 

[Gagh]

One day there'll be a serial killer who only hunts down BB contestants.

They would have several million accomplices.

 

[The Tomtrek]

One day there'll be a serial killer who only hunts down BB contestants.

No jury in the world would convict them.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ha! that's what I was about to write but now I won't.

I don't know...5'11 maybe?

I'm good.

 

[whisky]

My favourite Steve Wright joke was

"I put instant coffee in my microwave, and my drink went back in time"

 

[whisky]

Or

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, now it looks like I am the only one moving

 

[The Dork Lord]

He was such a nice boy...

 

[CaptainWacky]

This BB serial killer should only kill bad housemates. No killing Victor or Jon Tickle or Emilia.

 

[headvoid]

Jon Tickle is immortal, he invented a pill.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's the only reason they still make Brainiac. He'd kill people if it was stopped.