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Song I wrote about Loktar

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WELL IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S VADER TIME TIME TIME TIME

LOKTAR, YOU'RE NO DOCTOR
YOU CAN'T FOOL US BY CLAIMING SO
WE KNOW
WE KNOW
YOU'RE NO DOC
NOT DOC LOK
IF YOU CALLED YOURSELF DOC LOK
THEN DOC OCK FROM THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES AND COMICS WOULD KILL YOU
ACTUALLY I THINK HE'S DEAD IN BOTH CONTINUITIES
SO YOU MIGHT JUST GET AWAY WITH IT
YOU LUCKY BASTARD

RUNNING AROUND ROBBING BANKS ALL WHACKED ON THE SCOOBY SNACKS

LOKTAR IS SO TALL HE BLOCKS OUT THE SUN
 
I wondered what happened to the Scooby snacks!
 
I hope Loktar appreciates it.
 
I dance like Snoopy to this song.
 
If Loktar doesn't appreciate it we'll take him out back and beat him.
 
Beat him at chess.
 
Put a beat to that shit, and its number 1 with a bullet!
 
Featuring Akon and Fergie going uhhhuh yeaaah!
 
If Loktar doesn't appreciate it we'll take him out back and beat him.

sounds hawt.
 
/My work is done here.
 
what? no part 2 or 3? I demand a song trilogy. or epic ballad.

or at least more Wacky stories.
 
I'm going to beat him at chess!
 
THEN DOC OCK FROM THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES AND COMICS WOULD KILL YOU

That would be worse than when he was dating Aunt May :(
 
Eww.
 
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