My father died yesterday

[Durty Dick]

Is there such a classification as Alpha Nerd?

I don’t know, but I admire your ambition. Keep at it. Mommy’s gonna be proud

Run along boy, there are many all-caps-toting geniuses over at the IMDb boards who might benefit more from your "learned" hand. When you're not using it to wank 10 times a day, of course.

So you’re the noise I hear outside my window when I’m wacking off. Glad you enjoyed the show. I would have put on my butt-less chaps if I had known I had company. Now pull your pudd out of my downspout and go home to your wife.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I'm hoping your physical prowess is stronger than your ability to defend yourself verbally otherwise I'll feel like I'm beating up on the retarded kid.

Just like I suspected: Toothless.

 

[Malarky]

malarkey

You rang?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sorry to hear it, Menty

 

[RobL]

Sorry Menty.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

That sucks, Mentalist. I hope it doesn't lead to further unpleasantness down the road with relations, inheritance, etc.

 

[Durty Dick]

Just like I suspected: Toothless.

You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?

 

[missmanners]

You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?

Hello dear.... have we met?


mm

 

[Durty Dick]

Hello dear.... have we met?


mm

No ma'am. I'm Durty. Durty Dick. What's your pleasure?

 

[Shitty Dual]

You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?

Stop gumming me. I know the bulls in cell block D prize you for it, but here it's just annoying.

 

[Durty Dick]

Stop gumming me. I know the bulls in cell block D.

I see your wit and ability to defend yourself isn’t the only thing you over-estimate.
You’re not long enough to make it past my lips in order for me to gum you.

What’s your hang-up with my gums and teeth anyway? Are you a gay dentist?

 

[cb1rider]

hmmm...the sign out front said Troll Kingdom...i must have taken a wrong turn...this place looks more like the lost and found at Vinnie's arcade....do you bots have a leader or will i be helping myself today.....

 

[Durty Dick]

hmmm...the sign out front said Troll Kingdom...i must have taken a wrong turn...this place looks more like the lost and found at Vinnie's arcade....do you bots have a leader or will i be helping myself today.....

I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

 

[Cassie]

Hi Marques De Sade!

 

[cb1rider]

I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...

 

[missmanners]

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...

Ooooooooooo another new person, hello dear. Have we met?


mm

 

[Durty Dick]

I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...

Either should do you just fine then. You might have to shave their knuckles and backs before you set them ablaze tho.

 

[Durty Dick]

MissManners....do you run this joint?

Can you tell me where the advanced trolls are? Eggs began waving the white flag as soon as I entered the room and Shittty....well....I think his posts speak for themselves. He must be one of those Special Olympic Trolls.

 

[cb1rider]

Ooooooooooo another new person, hello dear. Have we met?


mm

why arent you the cutest little thang....i much prefer a rapid fire nail gun but i can understand a fetish for sharp metal objects....what is the game of the day sweetie...

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Hi Marques De Sade!

You got it wrong this time. Hi, anyway.