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My father died yesterday

Is there such a classification as Alpha Nerd?

I don’t know, but I admire your ambition. Keep at it. Mommy’s gonna be proud

Run along boy, there are many all-caps-toting geniuses over at the IMDb boards who might benefit more from your "learned" hand. When you're not using it to wank 10 times a day, of course.

So you’re the noise I hear outside my window when I’m wacking off. Glad you enjoyed the show. I would have put on my butt-less chaps if I had known I had company. Now pull your pudd out of my downspout and go home to your wife.
 
I'm hoping your physical prowess is stronger than your ability to defend yourself verbally otherwise I'll feel like I'm beating up on the retarded kid.

Just like I suspected: Toothless.
 
Sorry Menty.
 
That sucks, Mentalist. I hope it doesn't lead to further unpleasantness down the road with relations, inheritance, etc.
 
Just like I suspected: Toothless.

You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?
 
You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?

Hello dear.... have we met?

;)
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You've posted what, 3 posts to me and you're already repeating yourself.

I take it your handle and avatar were assigned to you rather than chosen huh?

Stop gumming me. I know the bulls in cell block D prize you for it, but here it's just annoying.
 
Stop gumming me. I know the bulls in cell block D.

I see your wit and ability to defend yourself isn’t the only thing you over-estimate.
You’re not long enough to make it past my lips in order for me to gum you.

What’s your hang-up with my gums and teeth anyway? Are you a gay dentist?
 
hmmm...the sign out front said Troll Kingdom...i must have taken a wrong turn...this place looks more like the lost and found at Vinnie's arcade....do you bots have a leader or will i be helping myself today.....
 
hmmm...the sign out front said Troll Kingdom...i must have taken a wrong turn...this place looks more like the lost and found at Vinnie's arcade....do you bots have a leader or will i be helping myself today.....


I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.
 
Hi Marques De Sade!
 
I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...
 
I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...

Ooooooooooo another new person, hello dear. Have we met?

;)
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I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...


Either should do you just fine then. You might have to shave their knuckles and backs before you set them ablaze tho.
 
MissManners....do you run this joint?

Can you tell me where the advanced trolls are? Eggs began waving the white flag as soon as I entered the room and Shittty....well....I think his posts speak for themselves. He must be one of those Special Olympic Trolls.
 
Ooooooooooo another new person, hello dear. Have we met?

;)
mm

why arent you the cutest little thang....i much prefer a rapid fire nail gun but i can understand a fetish for sharp metal objects....what is the game of the day sweetie...
 
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