Should stabbing people in the face be legalised?

[CaptainWacky]

Yes; but also highly regulated.

 

[whisky]

Maybe they should have places like pubs where you can go to either stab someone in the face, or be stabbed in the face yourself, to keep it off the streets.

 

[Cassie]

I thought it was legal! I guess that explains the funny looks the last time I stabbed someone in the face.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My wife used to let me stab her in the face, before we got married.

Now it's just for special occasions, and even then it's only for a couple minutes.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Only if they talk in the cinema.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be taxed too. We could use the tax money to buy sharper knives for Our Boys In Iraq so they can stab Iraqis in the face more effectively.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Stabbing in the face should definitely be legalized especially for butthole drivers who apparently find using turn signals entirely too taxing and just cut you off because they're under the illusion that a Nissan Maxima is a prestigeous automobile.

 

[whisky]

This should also be legalised for people who just decide to walk across the road in front of your car and assume you will slow down so as not to run over them, or decide to do that when you are at red, and its about to change to green, especially on those lights where its only green for about five seconds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know about all that.

 

[SuN]

=D chasing peds is awesome...watching them jump off the road when they finally realise ur not gunna slow down esp combined with the elongated horn till they move their arse w0000t
Also....another fav.....is playing chicken in one way streets with a moron driving the wrong way...considering im surrounded by such streets, i have much fun with this...esp at night flashing the high beams and long horn loooool

 

[Fagh]

#1 If I were all of you, which I'm not thank God, I would believe Silent.
#2 Laker Girl needs to change her tampon every once in a while.
#3 I like bikes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could anyone object to stabbing paedophiles in the face? By voicing an opinion AGAINST legalised stabbing, you are effectively being PRO PAEDOPHILIA.

 

[whisky]

I'm only for stabbing peodos in teh face if the same knife has already been used to cut their balls off.

 

[Laker_Girl]

#2 Laker Girl needs to change her tampon every once in a while.

The same should be said of you.

Let me guess, you own a Nissan Maxima and consider that overpriced piece of dog shit prestigeous?