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Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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i don't know what that is, however.
 
What's all this I hear about DC killing off Bruce Wayne this summer?

Adobe is launching a free Flash-based version of Photoshop so that everyone can make killer avs.

It's supposed to rain here all the way through Saturday.

Adam from BB9 keeps picking his nose and sticking his hand down his pants while reading the Bible.

GO!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
What's all this I hear about DC killing off Bruce Wayne this summer?
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Bruce Wayne is to be replaced with Jumble McFlutternutts, a new superhero who defeats villains by mincing around like an effeminate bathroom attendant.

Adobe is launching a free Flash-based version of Photoshop so that everyone can make killer avs.
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That I doubt. Adobe is the biggest cash whore in the unibus, so They will have to find a way to fuck it up for the regular Joe.

It's supposed to rain here all the way through Saturday.
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It decided to snow again today. And rain. Now my shoes are wet and I'm shivering. Asshole weather.

Adam from BB9 keeps picking his nose and sticking his hand down his pants while reading the Bible.
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That's what I would do were I forced to be on BB9. Oh, and masturbate.

GO!
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GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
 
Bruce Wayne cant die, or if he does, I guess there will be another universal DC reset soon.

Having someone else be the bat, would be like having someone other than Clark be superman
 
Ishcabittle said:
That I doubt. Adobe is the biggest cash whore in the unibus, so They will have to find a way to fuck it up for the regular Joe.
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Adobe Launching Free Version of Photoshop Online

It will probably have about 1/10th the features of a full-on Photoshop, but I'm sure it will have enough so that bloggers can place Britney's head on all sorts of things.
 
I wish someone would masturbate on BB and the censors miss it but EVERYONE else knows.
 
FUK PHOTOCHOP, FUK ADOBE, FUK U FUKIN' CREATIVES! "OOOHHH... I CAN'T PRINT!!! HELP ME I.T. GUY, HELP ME I CAN'T INSTALL FIREFOX BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ADMIN PRIVILAGES BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I WANT TO ANYAYWAYW HELP!!!!" FUKIN' CREATIVES.
 
*bitter
 
WHILE YOU ARE FIXING THEIR FIREFOX PROBLEMS YOU SHOULD INSTALL SOME PORN VIRUSES.
 
Let's talk about Pokemon, what the fuck, Pokemon, why you want to talk about Pokemon, YOU THINK YOU SOME KIND OF JEDI OR SOMETHING, mind tricks don't work on me, I'm Zeke Kinski, you and me aint' through Zeke OR IS IT Mister Friendly OR IS IT TOM I wonder what Auturo thought when he died, probably "MORE OLIVES FOR ME LOL", and grapes, GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES, REMEMBER MENTALIT, REMEMBKLETj MENTALIT? MENTALIST? AH-HA? KNOWING ME HARRY FUCKFACE, KNOWING YOU BANANA STEVE, AH-FUCKING-HA, GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIE, SEZER'S PALACE, YEAH, UHH HOW ABOUT NO, YOUR ASS IS A LOAF OF BREAD AND SPIRAL WANTS A SLICE, A SLICE OF PIZZA, teenage mutant ninja turtles, that's it, that's what we'll talk about, we'll talk about He-Man, remember when he fought Skeletor to the death inside THUNDERDOME, no, remember Chakotya? NO DASILJgl g l WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, COKE OR PEPSI, well Brad that's a good questions and I'm giong to ask our old friend Natalie Portman what she thinks "I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL GO VEGAN" she says well it was great hearing form you Nat, by the way, what's it like being Perfect, "DON'T ASK ME, ASK KURT HENNIGH!" she says, well Natalie we can't actually do that you heartless bitch, he's dead and buried under ground with dinosaurs you whore, you slut, no, that's unfair, whores aren't always sluts, just because they sell their body for money doesn't mean they're easy, no, it has to be good money, honest money, God-fearing money, the kind of money GEORGE WASHINGTON would use to wipe his ass before he cut down 238 trees and bulit a new house for a family of squirrels AND THAT'S BEFORE BREAKFAST, so I dont' hink you really hav ea point there at all, Id on't think that'a suitable thing to talk about, so okay, let's go back to Batman WHAT DOES HIS MOM SAY WHEN HIS DINNER IS READY, WELL SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUE JOE CHILL SHOT HER IN THE TITS, YOU FOOLS, BUT IF SHE WAS TO SAY SOMETHING IT WOULD BE "DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER BATMAN!" SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE ADAM WEST SERIEs, because somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb, aint' that right Trev and Simon? "SWING YOUR PANTS!" Yes you would say that, wouldn't you, CHUCKLE BROTHERS HAVE A BETTER CAREER THAN YOU.gfsd.!
 
^ well that pretty much sums up life the universe and everything.


*wanders sadly off*
 
Who's Brad?
 
The kid down the street who plays XBox non-stop. I thought you knew him?
 
If it makes you feel any better Ish, I've made sure my bit torrent is pumping out adobe software 24/7.
 
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