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I think I've got an air bubble in my brain

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What will happen when it bursts?
 
You'll die and we'll send a vial of your blood to Natalie Portman, who will not drink it as per the instructions that will be sent with the vial but instead throw it away and sue us.
 
Or she might clone me. I assume she has that ability.
 
You would indeed die.
 
Maybe it would be for the best or should I say BREAST.
 
Perhaps she would clone you but insert the brain of a monkey in yer lifeless clone body
 
Air doesn't exist.
 
Then what the heck am I breathing?!?!
 
You can't believe Tomtrek, science has told that air does exist.
 
Maybe it's a soap bubble. Or a soup bubble.
 
Why would it be either of those things?
 
Maybe I'm just functionally retarded.
 
It's not an air bubble, it's BUBBLE FROM BIG BROTHER.
 
I feel a bit more mentally able today.
 
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