Falconarg is a babe!

[Falcy Girl]

So dreamy!

 

[Dual]

Pedo!

 

[Falcy Girl]

But we are the same age!

 

[Dual]

Oh, you're 14?

Do your parents know you're up this late?

 

[Falcy Girl]

I'm not allowed to tell you about my house or my parents or anything like that.

 

[Dual]

What are you going to tell your teachers when you're falling asleep during school in a few hours?

Sheesh, kids these days...

 

[Falcy Girl]

I'm not allowed to talk to you about my school either or Falconargs school, we might get in trouble.

 

[Falconarg]

que

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[Falcy Girl]

LOLOLOLOL

Hey... that's not very nice.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're right. I'm a douche

 

[Loktar]

Hey... that's not very nice.

You're not nice either. You and falc doubled teamed me in the shower. My ass, penis and nipples are still sore.

 

[The Dork Lord]

PIX PLZ!

 

[Loktar]

Sure, just grab the digital camera from anus and you can upload them.

 

[Falconarg]

QUE

 

[Falcy Girl]

You're not nice either. You and falc doubled teamed me in the shower. My ass, penis and nipples are still sore.

That's a lie! Falcy is the only man for me, and if anyone else looks at them, I'll kill them!

 

[Loktar]

That's a lie! Falcy is the only man for me, and if anyone else looks at them, I'll kill them!

Bring it on bitch!

*looks at falc dreamily*

 

[Falcy Girl]

*claws Loktar's eyes out and cuts his dick off*

 

[Loktar]

*claws Loktar's eyes out and cuts his dick off*

OUCH!

*sics a trained ninja monkey on falcy girl who chops off her tits and poops in her vagina*

 

[Falcy Girl]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That's so gross!

Falcy never talks that way to me!