I'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 40 YEARS!

[Gagh]

You're just a bloody shambles, not a bloody bleedin clue you bloody lost me bloody money what a bloody idiot I didn't start my business with £5 and a wheelbarrow for some bloody bleedin idiot like you to make me look like a bloody idiot.

GET YOUR SUGARISMS OUT FOR THE LADS.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I'm guessing job related...?

I can't imagine the grief you must have to wade through. Then again, you have the power to severely fuck 'em where they eat.

 

[Gagh]

No. This is Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice

 

[CaptainWacky]

What I'm looking for is someone who's DROP DEAD SHREWD.

NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF ME, NO ONE!

You went out and you lost me money!

 

[Shitty Dual]

No. This is Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice

d'oh!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YOU'RE A SHAMBLES, A TOTAL DISGRACE, YOUR FIRED!!

 

[Gagh]

YOU DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET OUT, I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU, BUT I'M NOT FIRING YOU YET FOR PLOT REASONS, YOU SCUM

 

[Uranium 4]

YOU'RE A SHAMBLES

 

[curiousa2z]

ye gods! eerily familar to what Gordon screams at chef-wannabe's in Hell's Kitchen.
Are these generic British insults?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look, find another way of expressing yourself or don't even THINK about coming back into this boardroom with me.