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My town is building a wicker man!!!

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
My little town is having their annual brick festival (I haven't a clue what that means) and this morning in the dark, it looked like they were building a giant wooden statue!!

So, if I see a kid running around in an animal mask, I WILL NOT PURSUE.
 
PICTURES PLEASE!!!!!

I would love to see this!
 
Beltane Bonfire??! whoot!
We usually burn the Corn King in the fall, tho.




I second the PIX PLZ!
 
Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death.
 
Well, everyone can put away the matches...

What looked like a wooden statue was actually one of those spider amusement rides that they are setting up in the middle of the town square. But in the dark, with no, light, the height the arms...I thought Christopher Lee was lurking around the corner, and I suddenly heard happy, scary songs being chanted.
 
If they are building a wicker man, will you be sat naked banging the wall?
 
awwwww. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. mwhahaha

LOL!

btw, bought the NEW "Wicker Man" as a pressie for one of my nephews this past december- didn't look closely at the DVD package and hadn't realised it was a re-make of the original Classic (which didnt need to be re-made!) - in fact didn't even KNOW they had made another version : OMG Lame. Nicolas Cage short on cash?
 
Of course I'll bang the wall with my hand while naked.

Ugh to the remake of the Wicker Man, curiousa. That was the worst, and really had nothing from the original in it.

And yes, Nic needs the cash. For the horrific wigs he's been having to wear to keep his baldness from showing. That's what you get for naming your son Ka-Lel.
 
SInce baldness is hereditary he should have called him Lex Luthor.
 
Heh.
 
AT least they weren't building a BOOGIE MAN LOM OGM
 
No, that one's under my bed.
 
I bet it would rather be IN your bed, lol omg.
 
Tisiphone said:
Of course I'll bang the wall with my hand while naked.

Ugh to the remake of the Wicker Man, curiousa. That was the worst, and really had nothing from the original in it.

And yes, Nic needs the cash. For the horrific wigs he's been having to wear to keep his baldness from showing. That's what you get for naming your son Ka-Lel.
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Its spelled Kal-El, thank you very much.
 
c'mon, seriously, did he really name the kid that?
 
I think he did!

I should build my own wicker man.
 
Out of eggs.
 
Eggs won't like it if I set him on fire.
 
As we've seen from previous threads, my spelling sucks. Thanks for the correction, Loktar.
 
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