They're puttin me in handcuffs

[Dr Dave]

YEAH!!!!

fpskdaptk]psetyk!!!!!

 

[I Love Cunt]

fghsdfgsdf

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Goodmorning Love Cunt, you're up early.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Be right back. Time to examine my feces. Full report to follow.

Yours Truly,
Art Bell

 

[Dr Dave]

*watches tv*

 

[Claude Ballsack]

I learned a valuable lesson tonight.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Someone's getting pissed. I wonder why. lol

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Never trust an Asian escort service

 

[J&L Massacres]

Why does everybody hate me?

Cuz your fuckin Avatar is flipping us off, you dumbshit!

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats not why anybody hates you.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Excellent point J&L, excellent point.

By the way Ballsack, we don't hate you because you're beautiful, we hate you because you're not.

Get that shit straight right now and be damned.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

I'm not going back to Hogwarts

 

[Dr Dave]

They will burn your stuff if you don't go and get it.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Burn it to a crisp then piss on the ashes to make smoke. You'll be able to smell it from here, or there, or maybe even everywhere.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Give me your cell#.

We can text and stuff

 

[LittleBoyLost]

I thought you had it.

[90n7['6//.

Hm. My shit must be on the blink again.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

I think you wanted my grandfather and reached me by mistake.

 

[J&L Massacres]

So you're 12 or 13 years old? Forgive me if I can't tell.

 

[Thrusty]

sounds like maybe you need to get your mom in on this thread. We don't even know whats coming right?