They're puttin me in handcuffs

[J&L Massacres]

Nothing in life is free. Except for Chuck Norris.

 

[Ishcabittle]

when i got my first card, the card company sold my phone number to a call list and i got a slew of calls from people who wanted to sign me up for travel clubs, vacation clubs, all sorts of shit. and these people would not take no for an answer, and i'd take the first month free to get them off the phone. fuckers.

 

[Cassie]

I would hunt them down and err.. I don't know ask them nicely to stop calling, the bastards.

 

[J&L Massacres]

For Sparta!

 

[Cassie]

My brother bought the movie "Meet the Spartans" yesterday. He said it was stupid, lol.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I agree, McRibwiches really suck as too.

 

[J&L Massacres]

My brother bought the movie "Meet the Spartans" yesterday. He said it was stupid, lol.

OMG... that movie was so terrible. Do not waste your time seeing it. (Go ahead SK, argue with me about it. Cuz you always do.)

Sure it has some lulzy parts here and there, but over all, it was a failure of a movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why would you blind buy such a horrible movie?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe it was on sale.. I DON'T KNOW. I still haven't watched it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You are not obligated to do so.

 

[Cassie]

I probably never will. My niece is coming to visit this week, I might take her to see Kung Fu Panda or something.. she'll probalby want to go see The Happening but I don't know if I'm happening enough to go see that, I"m kind of a chicken shit to be honest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is your niece hot?

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, but she's only 13.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well...

Never mind then, obviously!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hey, if R. Kelly can get away with it...

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if he learned to get off without a video camera.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Michael Jackson got away with it too.