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Dumbass Housemate

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
He always sleeps on the couch in the living room instead of in his room and dares to fucking bitch when I open the fridge. :rwmad:
 
Kill him.
 
Spill shit on him while he's drifting back to sleep.

Nothing says "shut the fuck up" like cold food accidently spilled on you :D
 
LOL i liek hearing of ur housemate dual :) ahahhahaha

Place a squid in his bed..down the end....spreading the tentacles out, or u could just poison his foods.
 
A squid? What?
 
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Dual said:
He always sleeps on the couch in the living room instead of in his room and dares to fucking bitch when I open the fridge. :rwmad:
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Why does he do that?
 
Maybe because he's an entitled little queen and a Vicodin fiend. Dunno.
 
Replace his Vicodin with...something else.
 
Shitty Dual said:
Replace his Vicodin with...something else.
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yeah like Viagra or estrogen.
 
Put the vicodin between your ass cheeks after a nice BM then put it back. See how he likes it then.
 
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^or be a fag and ask him on a Mugen date...of course!
 
done your dancin?
 
^I know I haven't.

*does the charleston*
 
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Wrong! I'm getting topsy.
 
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