The MF losing traffic to the Badlands!?

[Ishcabittle]

what's the badlands?

 

[Mentalist]

It's a region of space between the Federation and Cardassian borders that Chakotay should have been killed in thus saving us from his blank stare for 7 years.

 

[Ishcabittle]

well, that clears that up.

 

[Cassie]

SHOW US YER TITS, CASSIE!!

Status quo restored.

You're ordered to report to the Mine Field reeducation camp. SHOW US YOUR TITS, CASSIE!! has never been the status quo.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i hope there isn't a stigma of elitism here in the mine flied... i'd hate for there to be a poor poster out there who was all like, "man, i wish i could post in the mine flied, guess i'll go post in the badlands instead" and shit... that wouldn't be cool.

to me, anyway, it's probably cool to those who hate those poor posters....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey, I'm always trying to get newbies to join the MF and feel welcome. Well, I did once. Last year. Starbys was the only new person to join. But everyone's welcome!

It's a region of space between the Federation and Cardassian borders that Chakotay should have been killed in thus saving us from his blank stare for 7 years.

Gul Evek died at 3am last night.

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

I shall put an end to this FAD of posting in the Badlands. A river of blood will wash all the way into QSF. The heads of the Badlanders shall adorn the gates of the Mine Field, with the survivors being slain and cremated as is dictated by the rituals. Any spam deemed fit to reside in the Mine Field will be looted, and the Badland territories will be annexed into a greater thousand-year MF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sounds like an appropriate response, go for it!

 

[Dual]

I shall put an end to this FAD of posting in the Badlands. A river of blood will wash all the way into QSF. The heads of the Badlanders shall adorn the gates of the Mine Field, with the survivors being slain and cremated as is dictated by the rituals. Any spam deemed fit to reside in the Mine Field will be looted, and the Badland territories will be annexed into a greater thousand-year MF.

In Lord Messenger's absence, I have initiated the great plan. Even now, Badlanders evacuate TK, crying and screaming in fear. Their holiest sites have been crushed like so many insects; their sacred places desecrated. Soon, but a few collaborators will remain, and these few will welcome the wise and just rule of CaptainWacky. As Despot of The Badlands, I formally offer to you our provinces, Troll Playground, The Grasslands, and The Badlands itself. May your reign stay true for a hundred centuries, l'Empereur!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So say we all.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Hmmmm There's a Badlands BOARD! Any Mine Field boards out there? (and no, Haven, Lonaf, and rEFCL don't count)

Badlands WINS

 

[Dark Pickle]

BIBBLE Messenger's blah blah, I have wanked 200 times today. Even now, Badlanders laugh at me, crying and choking with mirth. My holiest of bungholes is wide open to anyone who appears confident to tell me what to do next; my sacred places ache to be desecrated. Soon, but a few people will give a fuck, and these few will be the same retards who give out positive karma for long winded boring cliches like this. As whipping boy of The Badlands, I formally offer to you my worthless bullshit. I am now a pariah and will be shunned in Troll Playground, The Grasslands, and The Badlands itself. May your nutsack stay itchy for a hundred centuries, CAPTAIN WANKER!

Fixed for accuracy

 

[Kitty]

No worries Wacky.

Dual is slowly merging every Badlands thread. Members are losing interest in posting there.

 

[Dark Pickle]

bitter, much?

LOLWUT? How would you possibly get that conclusion?

Everything that's been happening only proves how right I've been all along...

 

[Gagh]

Pwned by Karma Komments again, Jeffy?

Poor form.

 

[Loktar]

Everything that's been happening only proves how much of a crybaby I've been all along...

 

[Dual]

In Lord Messenger's absence, I have initiated the great plan. Even now, Badlanders evacuate TK, crying and screaming in fear. Their holiest sites have been crushed like so many insects; their sacred places desecrated. Soon, but a few collaborators will remain, and these few will welcome the wise and just rule of CaptainWacky. As Despot of The Badlands, I formally offer to you our provinces, Troll Playground, The Grasslands, and The Badlands itself. May your reign stay true for a hundred centuries, l'Empereur!

I don't know why any of you believe my bullshit. I was high on airplane glue when I typed this.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's OK: we all make mistakes...