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don't you hate it when....

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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you play a rock show and they don't tell you your playing first until you get there and the bands after you aren't your style but you're stuck sitting there until they're done?
 
you get sand in your vagina?
 
evil dwarfs steal your magical invention that's bound to cure cancer AND racism?
 
the president is a fucknut wanker?
 
Picard says, "make it so" but he never said what he wanted made so?
 
your lover gives you a pearl necklace and then comes on your chest?
 
yeah, this band really isn't my bag, baby.
 
Dude I need to write you a long rambly post, I think I stumbled across a group of about four songwriters who may be my soulmates... May have to wait a week tho, sis is in town... Miss you mf'ers...

:wub
 
dude, get a big fuckin' crosby, stills, nash, young, and silent type supergroup together, you know you want to.
 
I HATE THAT SO MUCH.
 
Ishcabittle said:
dude, get a big fuckin' crosby, stills, nash, young, and silent type supergroup together, you know you want to.
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Actually -- no joke -- we've been playing together with four Martin guitars and someone said "it's like the Eagles, only shittier!" which is hilarious because the Eagles are not exactly a favored band in our circles.

So we're calling ourselves the Shitbirds in tribute to the Eagles...

Appreciate this thread, and I know you hate that too Wacky, and I appreciate the kind thoughts curious.

It's funny but I came to TK for the trolls, but stayed for the friends. :)
 
It's a BITCH to the the sand out of my giant vag!
 
Cassie said:
It's a BITCH to the the sand out of my giant vag!
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I've a got a shovel and a bucket I could build you a nice little sandcastle.

Problem solved.
 
O'Brien: "Engage WHERE, Sir?"
 
Ishcabittle said:
you play a rock show and they don't tell you your playing first until you get there and the bands after you aren't your style but you're stuck sitting there until they're done?
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Usually if there were a bunch of bands, they would want us to break down and leave as fast as possible because there was no room for everyone's stuff backstage or behind the bandshell.
 
Cassie said:
It's a BITCH to the the sand out of my giant vag!
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that's not something most women will admit - i've proud of your honesty and scared of your drug smuggling capabilities (florida after all).
 
What drugs do you smuggle Cassie?
 
This thread is amazingly brilliant in all possible ways, and I want to hug everyone with joy, who has contributed to date, but especially Ish & SbV.
 
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